Scottish Kiss

Alternate name for a Headbutt. When you strike another person in the face with your forehead.

Johnny gave Bob a Scottish Kiss after Bob pinched Johnny's girlfriend on the arse.

by AmeriCanadian February 6, 2007

Scottish underwear

Commando; no underwear. Originating from the ancient tradition of wearing nothing under your kilt.

"I'm wearing scottish underwear today; I love the nice breeze"

by Sweet D. April 8, 2008

scottish coffee filter

An alternative to tea bagging in online games. It involves pantomiming the act of defecating into the mouths of your fallen foes, while describing the event in detail over voice-chat.

"Yo man, why you grimacing? You gettin' tea bagged in Halo?"
"Worse! I'm getting the scottish coffee filter!"

by Ravenpoe April 22, 2009

scottism

A form of attention deficit disorder in which the afflicted individual must turn trivial and often mundane everyday events into gambling opportunities, often at significant financial cost to friends and work colleagues. The affliction is permanent. Etymology derived from obscure Australian journalist.

When David suggested that his workmates contribute $25 each to run a book on which window of his Subaru Forrester would get rained on first, they told him they were tired of his Scottism

by Hawkers October 26, 2006

scottish twins

Twins that are 18 months apart in birth, scott-irish twins are 18 months apart too.

We are not Irish twins, but scottish twins, we are 18 months apart in birth. We gave mum a break:)

by SealTeamwon June 2, 2018

scottish

the language of scotland

I AM SCOTTISH SO I MAY SAY
"GIT IT RITE UP YE, YA PRRICK"
"SQUARE GO"
"MON THEN"
"YA DOBBER"

by SCOTLAND THE BRAVE August 8, 2008

Scottish Buttpipe

The act of shoving a bike pump up a girls ass and inflating her stomach then you shove a flute up her ass and begin playing the scottish buttpipe

Wow, I fell asleep last night listening to Nick give that Bitch a Scottish Buttpipe

by Noahkinseth January 20, 2009