scrotacious anomaly

Noun. Something strange and unexpectedly found upon ones scrotum.

Guy 1-I was going to to the bathroom last night and found a scrotacious anomaly.

Guy 2-Dude... you should go get that checked out!

by Vampvonramm September 18, 2011

screwious

When you are not screwing but are serious about screwing

We are not comitted we are just screwious

by Weasel67 March 15, 2016

scrotus danglitis

When your balls drop

Have you heard of the disease "scrotus danglitis"?

by IRapeKats May 22, 2016

Scrotitis

Scrotitis (or Itchy Balls Syndrome) is caused when the athletes foot fungus (tinea pedis) is exposed to a man's scrotum tissue. This causes a rash to form on the scrotum causing what some call: itchy balls

Person 1: "Ughhhh I should not have had sex with that body builder. My balls itch."

Person 2:"Oh God! You might have scrotitis! Get it checked out!"

by Scrotufobinun August 5, 2017

Scrotion

Lotion for your scrotum!

I used a dollup of scrotion before my date.

by MWoo10 August 14, 2017

scroteonus

Another spelling from Scrotness

That's scroteonus. It was full of scrot. Meaning scrot ty or scrotness

by MissMartini November 17, 2017

Scroliosis

When you’ve come down with a case of the “not give a fucks” at work, and waste your time mindlessly scrolling through LinkeIn, spreedsheets, or other work documents to make youself look busy until its time to leave.

Most workers show symtoms on Monday mornings, and Friday afternoons.

After lunch Jake came back and scrolled through LinkedIn posts for three straight hours! He must have contracted Scroliosis.

by Derelict Derek August 19, 2018