scritching

To scratch your balls so hard that your future children have a scar.

Adam blamed his child's handicap on all the scritching he did in his younger days.

by Daniel Einarsson December 15, 2014

Pan Scratching Lesbian

A woman who is no domestic goddess and emits sexual ambiguity

Broski - "She burns everything she cooks!"
Brosif "What a pan scratching Lesbian!"

Broski - "She's a lesbian?"

Brosif - "Meh, maybe?"

by Steven mc gleeban July 19, 2016

Scronching

The sound made when getting deep throated

My dick was so far down her throat she was scronching

by The big master slap June 17, 2018

pork scratchings

porky- when one boy goes to west ham matches and eats pork.
pork scratching- when one has evolved from the porky state and stays at home eating on the couch.

conner your such a pork scratchings!
go shove bacon up your mums ass you pork scratchings!

by mr. porky April 3, 2007

scotching

a verb. when somebody (usually a member of Scotch College) tries to stick as many penises in their mouth as possible.

Hey, look over that scotchy scotching another scotchy

by toggerz November 7, 2007

Scrotching

A male relaxation technique, where one takes ones testicles and gently dips them in warm water, sometimes whiskey or deep heat can be added for that extra tingle

dude you never get stressed! and your sprem count in off the chart, whats your secret? a Scrotching dip once or twice a week

by breakdance1011 February 21, 2011

Scrotching

the act of a male scratching his privates.

Emma: Did you just see that?
Nathan: What?
Emma: That guy was just scrotching under his library cubby.

by coopscoop1234 December 14, 2011