screwbs

the hair that is on or around you screlbow.

hay he has a hairy screlbow. maybe he should trim his screwbs!

by aggie86 January 21, 2010

Screwlax

To screw a hot chick and relax, at the same time!

I didn't feel like doing anything, so I just hung out with my girlfriend and screwlaxed

by steviewonder86 May 18, 2010

Screwbooked

To be screwed by Facebook. When your Facebook page fails to load. Your profile settings are mysteriously changed.

None of my friends can see my wall. I've been Screwbooked and all of my settings are different.

by St!tch October 6, 2010

screebajeebling

Having a Boy Scout-like preparedness for all things. Like Macguyver, but with a shitload of highly specialized tools already at hand.

Burl: "I had to heat the drums up with a torch, then use a drill press to get the old bearings out."

Boon: "You have that stuff in your garage? Pretty screebajeebling'!"

by Burl Slabs July 10, 2011

Screwbird

Screwbird

A Person that thinks they are world famous but is not really world famous at all. 7 out of 8 people have never heard of them.

That guy thinks he is the bomb but he's just a screwbird.

by lj_allday November 12, 2011

Screwbered

Getting screwed over by an Uber driver in any way, shape or form. Poor driving, body odor, getting dropped off two blocks from your actual destination.

I just got screwbered. My driver farted the whole time and dropped me off on the next block over.

by Lesliekkc June 21, 2017

screwbottle

Screwbottle

I need a screwbottle to open this beer

by moniquemalvy December 5, 2017