scrind

the thin black line between a monitors screen and bezel

the ratio of scrind to screen size has been dropping over the years as monitor tech has been improving but the scrind will never be removed

by Glonkbonk March 3, 2022

Scrundle

A bundle of several digital subscription services, all paid for together, usually at an overall discount rate

I have a great deal on a scrundle of the New York Times online, Bloomberg online, and the Wall Street Journal

by FenderBlender2 March 9, 2022

Pirate Screwdriver

A screwdriver (traditionally vodka and orange juice) with rum instead of vodka.

Man, this pirate screwdriver makes me want to say "arrrrrr!".

by NderstoodU August 14, 2009

Kentucky Screwdriver

A screwdriver made with orange juice and moonshine or Everclear instead of vodka.

Wanting to save money but not self-respect, Jumbo made himself a Kentucky screwdriver instead of reaching deeper into the liqueur cabinet.

by Toomatch February 24, 2015

red screwdriver

A red screw driver is a bargain specialty tool. It's less durable and reliable than commercial grade tools, so it's a top pick for your average consumer.

Corporations will often purchase a single red screw driver to service screwdriving needs of 200+ employees. This makes it frustrating when a single employees misplaces or loses it. It's not uncommon for a red screwdriver to go missing.

Have you seen the red screwdriver? Last time I saw it, Carolyn had it...

Is there really only one red screw driver for everybody in this company?

by Donkel March 27, 2017

norwegian screwdriver

When a man jumps from the top of a bunk bed and breaks it to get to the woman on the bottom part.

Jim did the Norwegian screwdriver last night on Sheryl. She’s still in the hospital.

by RussianHummus December 17, 2019

sonic screwdriver

fucking ace tool used by doctor who, it is used for finding secret panels,opening doors,controlling electronic equipment. useful in a crisis

me: Doctor were trapped
DOCTOR:dont worry stan i'll use my sonic screwdriver
me: eurgh you dirty bastard
DOCTOR:no the other one
me: oh sorry good idea

by stoneth July 3, 2005