scorch

smoking weed (duh)

GENDER NEUTRAL ACTOR 1: "dude i was going to go to your party but i got hella scorched and watched youtube videos of cats instead."

GENDER NEUTRAL ACTOR 2: "whatever man fuck you, check into a program already."

by djjohnnybro November 12, 2009

Scorchenhimer

The act of setting your friend on fire while tap dancing with a monkey.

Yesterday I decided to scorchenhimer my friend because he said barazz wasn't a real word.

by Noltons3 August 19, 2009

omaha scorcher

When a woman that has an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations and you allow her to defacate on your bare face. In other words when she has diarrhea and you let her shit on your face.

After you gave me that blumpkin it really put me in the mood for an omaha scorcher.

by Green Goblin1111 January 2, 2011

scorched earth

characterized by utilizing all methods of legal research, including but not limited to secondary sources, digests, headnotes, terms and connectors, etc.

It seems as if you've under-utilized some important legal research tools; remember, you need to use a scorched earth research strategy thereby covering all your bases.

by Section L & M May 3, 2011

scorched porch

smear your dick in icy hot and then proceed to fuck her up the ass.

she was walking funnny after the scorched porch?

by the law September 4, 2006

Scoochy

A versatile slang term based on the word Gucci but for scoochier people meaning okay/good/great/awesome soon to be popularized by the masses. Sometimes abbreviated "scooch" if you're an expert in its use. To be all Scoochy is a wonderful thing indeed.

“Scoochy shoes bro.” “NSA is pretty scoochy”

by Scoochy ma Gucci December 21, 2018

Scorch

An adjective for a situation that is intense or rising in intensity.

You see someone approaching a person to confront them. The appropriate reaction would be -SCORCH!!--

by Carlaylio May 29, 2014