Schmitzel pistol

A person who sneezes without their shirt on… while having a boner.

While enjoying sexy time, I schmitzel pistoled and had to immediately put my shirt back on.

by Schmitzelpistol December 10, 2022

Fan schmitt bowler

When you take a bowling ball, shove it in somebodys rectum, stick your fingers in the bowling ball holes, pull the ball out so u have a very stretched out anal opening. Then stand in front of the opening, get somebody to turn on a high powered fan and it will blow your head into the anus.

Mike Schmitt bowled a perfect score last night at Petes house when he performed the Fan schmitt bowler.

by Linduh October 24, 2003

schmitzy

perspire, to sweat

Its schmitzy as hell outside!

by vandango March 19, 2009

Shomitting

The act of shitting and vomitting simultaniously after a long night of drinking, possibly mixed with perscription drugs.

After Paul's blackout birthday party at the thirsty turtle, Jay came back to the dorm and was shomitting after drinking way too much mixed with muscle relaxants. This resulted in a trip to the hospital, and a night where no one can forget the little bit of what they remembered.

by Caroline Hall March 30, 2008

Shomits

The definition of the word Shomits is taking a shit and vomiting at the same time.

He woke up 7:30 am Sunday morning after drinking a lot Saturday night. He started to take a shit and in the middle had to vomit, immediately following he continued shitting. Now that is what I call a serious case of the Shomits.

by Mackinaw June 10, 2013

Schmitz

One who will break your shins with a single glance.

One who falls asleep almost instantaneously.

Oh Shit! That Schmitz just gave me the look! My shins are doomed.

MC Fatigue of the WTF Collective is also known as a Schmitz.

by BAKAAAAARARRARARAR December 19, 2010

Schmitt's Beer Gesture

The act of performing a waving hand that rises from hip to head level after something awesome happens or is mentioned. It may also be spurned by the airing of "Beautiful Girls" by Van Halen. The Gesture may also be accompanied by a verbal "OOOoooh!" The aforementioned Gesture is originally seen being used in the Schmitt's Gay Beer commercial on Saturday Night Live by Adam Sander and Chris Farley.

1) Overheard: "Van Halen, Poison, Def Leppard, and Journey are coming to town this year" Instantly followed by one or more Schmitt's Beer Gestures.
2) "Beautiful Girls" by Van Halen comes on the radio. Immediately followed by "OOOoooh!" and the trademark Gesture.

by Brian@UD March 31, 2008