schrodinger’s feminism

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered until something happens. She will then choose which of state benefits her the most and use it.

That Schrodinger’s Feminism is very effective in getting me off work.

by Hellbound7567 October 10, 2023

Schrodinger's DWI

When an internet celebrity dies but nobody can confirm if they really died or not.

"Hey did you hear iFunny's DeepWebIntel died?"

"I don't know he's faked shit in the past for popularuty"

"Geeze I guess we got a Schrodinger's DWI here..."

by AntiCommunistAction September 07, 2020

Schrodinger's ninja

A person who is not wearing a mask, but still somehow manages to sneak into a place where masks are required, especially when there are guards at the entrance.

I was so confused! This man must have been a ninja to have been able to so easily sneak in without a mask. But if he actually was a ninja, then he would have been wearing a mask anyways! What manner of strange creature was this who was both a ninja and not? It was Schrodinger's ninja!

by Vinderex July 09, 2020

schrodingers cumsock

Someone who is absolutely and utterly used by those around them but never actually thinks about it. A Schrodingers cumsock is used similarly to a traditional cum sock. You nut in it, discard it and never look inside to see if there is actually any cum, you simply assume there is but will never truly know.

Oil Prince: I haven't felt the touch of a woman in ages. I've got this little rat to do all my bidding and delete messages to make me look good.

Supporter1: *At Gunpoint* Yes master of course...He is such an idiot...Truly schrodingers cumsock.

by The Big Prophet November 21, 2020

Schrodinger's Funny

An online post made with humorous intent, which only stays up depending on the joke's performance.

This Urban Dictionary definition is an example of Schrodinger's Funny.

If you ever unironically use Schrodinger's Funny on a sentence you probably log off for the day.

by bigsemily October 14, 2022

Schrodinger's Crap

When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.

"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"

by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020

Schrodinger's ugly

Anyone and everyone online is ugly until proven otherwise.

friend 1-"i met this girl online but shes still in Schrodinger's ugly phase"

friend 2-"what"

by Flornk-lyTheClamMan June 11, 2020