Schrödingerstache

A paradoxical adolescent mustache which is neither present nor absent.
Characterized by thin, uncultivated strands of short hair which sprout beneath the nose, probably members of the nosehair family, the Schrödingerstache confers upon its owner a mixture of creepiness and awkwardness.
Legend has it that the Schrödingerstache was discovered as the product of an unholy collaboration between quantum physicist Erwin Schrödinger and facial hair expert King Gillette.

Me: Did Paavas finally hit puberty?
Friend: No, he just has a Schrödingerstache.

by rektnoscoper420 June 4, 2015

schrodinger's dishwasher

A. When you are unsure if the dishes in the dishwasher are clean or dirty and you have to open the dishwasher to find out.

B. When you expect to find clean dishes in the dishwasher, but you open it to find dirty dishes.

A. "Do you know if the dishwasher ran last night?" "I'm not sure. It's Schrodinger's dishwasher."

B. <Opens dishwasher to find dirty dishes.> "Crap! Shrodinger's dishwasher!"

by Angrist December 6, 2016

Schlinger Schlonger

The expression of the term “massive dick”

“Bruh you are such a schlinger schlonger”

by The Shlinged of the Schlong August 26, 2019

Schrödinger's Muslim

A person who claims to be a practicing muslim but eats pork (claims it's just bits), has sex, and does drugs. He is the man in the high tower that looks down at others for not adhering to his own moral values. It's also easy for him to repent and pray for forgiveness because he -unlike others- will always find his way back to Allah.

Man, that dude Toufic is such a Schrödinger's Muslim. He did MDMA last week and had crazy sex but has the balls to lecture me about stealing a plant.

by ksalam January 10, 2021

Schrodinger’s Cringe

The idea that cringe cannot exist in a vacuum, and once it is observed it changes to either cringe or based instantly and irreversibly
For example, two friends doing furry role play alone together but since no one else is there to see it they cannot be cringe nor based

Drew :“Lilli and Myah in 8th grade were a total example of Schrodinger’s cringe.”
Isaac: “yeah they had no idea how annoying they were”

by Bajur December 15, 2021

Schrodinger's plus frame

A fighting game terminology regarding if a certain attack is considered plus or negative, it is until consistently punished on block or players realizing that it is punishable on a block then it is considered a negative attack. Otherwise, It will still be considered a plus frame attack unless proven otherwise.

(Person 2 is losing to person 3 in a fighting game)
Person 1: Dude, you know that's punishable on block right?
Person 2: It is?
Person 3: No it's not don't listen to him :)
Person 2: Wait so you're telling me all this time I played this game thinking that attack was unpunishable?!
Person 1: A real big case of Schrodinger's plus frame huh?

by Ratz! March 25, 2022

Schrödinger's feminism

Schrödinger's feminism is a type of feminism that has a hypocritical double standard. In it, anything in the world where men have dominance is declared proof of an oppressive tyrannical patriarchy, whereas places where women have dominance (education) is seen as proof that men are inferior. Likewise, men's failures are laughed at while women's successes are applauded. Men's struggles are dismissed as their own fault or even something they deserve. Male led societies are evil while female led societies are justified. Notable purveyors of this ideology include Liza Mundy and Hanna Rosin, and to a small extent also Elizabeth Badinter.

Friend 1: I really feel like my gender studies class is super biased. They claim that men running things is evil but at the same time if women were atop the hierarchy it would be justified when things are reversed.

Friend 2: Schrödinger's feminism is basically what your gender studies class is indoctrinating you guys with. It's hypocrisy at the highest level.

by PeterGriffindorVoxMan July 11, 2023