slacking off school

When you have a computer and unblocked games are working 😈 😈 😈 😈

Are you "slacking off school"?

by Cryptic hacker 😈 October 11, 2021

slacking

when she’s on her period so you finger her butthole

“man she got slacked bro”
“bro what the fuck is slacking dog?”
“aw bro you’ll find out soon enough”

by bitchtiddies6969 June 12, 2018

schmucking around

Basically doing nothing and acting like a lazy schmuck.

"So, Sid, what you up to?"

"Nothing, just sitting at my computer schmucking around."

by lazy_schmuckk33 June 15, 2012

Shclicking

The type of oral that feels the best.

Licking the cliterous while she licks you back,

Not gender specific!

Person 1:"Have you tried that shclicking it feels so good!!"
Person 2:"Were doing it right now!"

by Realistic turd October 27, 2016

Midwest American Slacking Toad

The Midwest American Slacking Toad, also referred to by some cultures as "Battletoad" and "B-Toad" in others can usually be found in it's natural habitat on "the couch". As it sits there, the heart rate of the toad lowers, enabling it to sit there and watch television for up to twenty hours without any movement what-so-ever.

There are no known female specimens of the Midwest American Slacking Toad which leads leading scientists to believe that the Midwest American Slacking Toad is asexual. Odds of reproduction are slim to none. The species is inevitably doomed.

The diet of this particular slacking toad consists 90% of various potato chips and the other 10% is mainly hot pockets, insects and a few small birds. The beverage of choice is none other than Dr. Pepper and is usually consumed two liters at a time.

Despite this fact, the Midwest American Slacking Toad dips the cheapest smokeless tobacco and spits it into the for mentioned Dr. Pepper bottles creating potential threats for unsuspecting organisms.

The language of the Midwest American Slacking Toad is known as none.

This toad is solitary. Communication is virtually non-existent. Social interaction is always awkward at best.

A study has recently been organized to research the Slacking Toad in more depth.

Alternative Names:

The B of T's, Toader, Toadski, El Toaderino, The Toad of Battle, Combat Frog, Amphibious Combatant, Battle Chode, Toad-hair, B-Teasly

What is that Midwest American Slacking Toad doing on your couch?

by Harry Weinhair May 24, 2011

shalacking the galocknoid

Verb: To play wit your Tallwacker, petting the snake, Wackin it, jerking Off.

Stweie was caught Shalacking the Galocknoid when his Mom walked into his bedroom.

by dcerny September 17, 2006

Slacking

A way to say checking a girls behind
A way to call somebody ugly
A way to call somebody lazy

Check that girls butt!
Stop slacking

Your weird
And you're slacking

I’m just gonna copy their homework
Oh stop slacking!

by Urban bed gal December 28, 2019