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Schaffhausen

The most beautiful city in Switzerland. Beautiful landscape and the nicest and friendliest people. People from Schaffhausen are always happy and smiling. They have the biggest waterfalls in Europe called the Rhinefalls.
Foreigner: What place do I absolutely have to visit in Switzerland?
Swiss: Man, you have to go to Schaffhausen, it's the most amazing city in that country.
by swissgirl88 June 1, 2011
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Schaeffer Academy

A private, classical christian school in Minnesota. Students that attend Schaeffer are often called Schaefferites and know each other fairly well. Schaefferites are defined by their ability to write, but not speak Latin fluently. This is considered a useless skill by most within the school. The school forces students to wear uniforms, but allows the occasional mufti (this is a highly celebrated and anticipated event) day. Students who graduate from Schaeffer will for certain know these five things:

1. The yearbook password for the computer lab

2. Every student and their cousin's name

3. The Apostle's Creed

4. Who Francis Schaeffer is

5. Notitia, Assensus, Fiducia

To reprimand students, teachers will give out demerits. This is a pointless piece of paper de- meriting the students actions. No one cares about them, well, except for a few people.

Finally, three things Schaeffer graduates will never understand are...
1. Why we can't chew gum.

2. What white rabbit really means and why we always say it...
3. Why we can't have our end of the year water fight anymore.

*Non schaefferites will often spell Schaeffer like Shaffer or schaffer...this is how you spot a wannabe.
I learned Latin at Schaeffer Academy for 6 years, and I still can't speak it!
by imonasafari September 27, 2011
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scheevy

someone or something that appears to be suspicious or questionable. Usually used in reference to scraggly guys that would use and/or abuse you in some way or another.
Dude, do NOT give that guy your number, he is totally scheevy!
by LaughingGirl77 March 15, 2005
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Schaffer Neck

Medical condition of the neck resulting from prolonged periods of extreme headbanging. Symptoms include the inability to turn your head, extreme pain when nodding and occasional bleeding from the neck. Can result in surgery. Named after the first true victim, Jon Schaffer of Iced Earth
I think that Iced Earth gig gave me a bad case of Schaffer Neck.

My health insurance claim was denied because they said Schaffer Neck was a pre-existing condition.
by hhhhhaunted February 3, 2010
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Schedge

Schedge was invented at Granada Hills Charter High School, as a means of scheduling every time you arrive and depart at a new location, at the same time every day (minus Tuesdays, and other days with odd schedules). The phrase is also shouted at each of these times, followed by a "schedge-five".

Also, people who have gotten 'degrees' in the art of schedge are considered Schedgperts, (experts of schedge), while the rest are still in Schedglementary School. Schedgperts are rare, and the only power higher than that is the Schedge-Master, which is a title owned only by the original 4 Schedgperts. Some schedgperts (including one of the four schedgmasters) are Boobologists as well.

S.I.P (Schedge In Peace) Jay, 8:08-3:19
Eddie: Hey james, check the schedge time
James: Calm your shit Ed, it's only 8:07!
Isaac: Yeah Ed! We still got a minute of schedging!
Eddie: Alright thanks James, and Sack! Anyways, hows the inventing business coming alo-
James(interrupting): It's 8:08!!!
Isaac: Schedge-Five fellas!
James: Later, Sack! Later, Ed!!!!
Eddie: Schedge on the reg!
by schedgepert August 6, 2011
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sceff

Lincolnshire (uk) synonym for srubber.1. Someone who engages in acts of degradation for little reward, often financial. 2. Someone who will endure unnecessary hardship in order to save/accrue money.
1.I bet him five pence he wouldn't eat chewing gum from under the desk but he did the sceff
2.The sceff took two buses insted of a taxi
by joe tallis May 22, 2006
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Schaeferville

1. a township within the confines of Pekin Illinois where there seems to be no zoning or regard for pollution. In this township, almost every single house has been neglected for years and they resemble a crack house. Also rent is never more that $100 a month.

2. a retirement haven for drug dealers and alcoholics.

3. the ghetto in Pekin, IL.
I'm not going to her house, she lives in Schaeferville!
by JMAN9460 March 24, 2011
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