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"Has anyone seen Mike?" "Yeah that guy is a real scatterjack, he is in the work bay looking for the tools he lost this morning."
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A seattle sizzle is a sexual act by nature (fetish). A seattle sizzle is when someone cums (ejaculates) into a measuring cup and boils it over a stove.
by Keratinx June 15, 2023
Get the Seattle Sizzle mug.The lord of all and the God of the sea. Is Ruler of the sea. Can't spell but that's ok. Doesn't like Triton.
Mary: you wanna come to Church with me?
Everyone: Um no sorry I only Worship my God and Lord Scuttle.
Everyone: Um no sorry I only Worship my God and Lord Scuttle.
by Thee hot thot November 29, 2017
Get the lord scuttle mug.1. Any person living in, or within ten miles of The city of Seattle, WA
2.Is easily agitated when tourist asks to see the original Starbucks, Microsoft or Kurt Cobain's house. True Seattleites do not care for these things.
3.Considers Seattle to be the best city on Earth.
4. Is a pretentious coffee snob due to the thousands of delicious coffee houses and rostaries that surround them.
5. Any person who knows not to visit Pike Place Market on a Saturday.
6. Any person who was disappointed by EMP (unlike the inbred hicks from across the country who come to visit it).
7. Anybody who knows that "eating dicks" means eating burgers.
8.Any person that hates it when Californians drive through Washington and cry about the rain and the cold.
9. Typically a city that is completely devoid of soccer moms.
2.Is easily agitated when tourist asks to see the original Starbucks, Microsoft or Kurt Cobain's house. True Seattleites do not care for these things.
3.Considers Seattle to be the best city on Earth.
4. Is a pretentious coffee snob due to the thousands of delicious coffee houses and rostaries that surround them.
5. Any person who knows not to visit Pike Place Market on a Saturday.
6. Any person who was disappointed by EMP (unlike the inbred hicks from across the country who come to visit it).
7. Anybody who knows that "eating dicks" means eating burgers.
8.Any person that hates it when Californians drive through Washington and cry about the rain and the cold.
9. Typically a city that is completely devoid of soccer moms.
On the 8th day God created Seattle
and on the 9th day God created the Seattleite
on the 10th day, God finally rested.
and on the 9th day God created the Seattleite
on the 10th day, God finally rested.
by Burr-Lee Boone November 25, 2006
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Get the Seattlecidal mug.A city in Washington State.
What can I say? I live in California, and I hate it. Seattle is my place, and even though it does has it flaws, I still, and always love the Emerald City.
What can I say? I live in California, and I hate it. Seattle is my place, and even though it does has it flaws, I still, and always love the Emerald City.
by Jon March 14, 2005
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