siahsexual

Being attracted to a person named siah. Loving him at all cost.

Person 1: I love siah he needs to kiss me!
Person 2: Who is siah?
Person 1: I’m siahsexual so yea..

by twinuzii October 10, 2021

Sarasexual

Simping to uncontrollable extents for Sara, who is literally the cutest and the most beautiful woman to have ever walked this earth. Once you get mesmerized by her beauty, there is no going back. The feeling that she lingers in your mind 24x7 and you can't help it. The moment when your last thoughts before going to bed are literally "Good night Sara". You feel your lips shape into a smile when you think of her.

It's crying over the most perfect woman ever with the purest heart and the brightest smile. A woman who deserves all the love in the world and all the respect. Sara is the best and no one can change that

P.S.: If you have 2 pet birds named Pineapple and Kiwi then I thank you for everything. Thanks for forgiving me and loving me even thought I didn't deserve it.

Sara: *exists*
Me: OMFG I THINK I AM SARASEXUAL OMG THIS IS SO BASED AND REDPILLED I LOVE SARA *proceeds to call her slurs*

by SaraSimp1984 January 25, 2022

Scosexual

A predominantly heterosexual man, who also finds random inanimate things “Hot!” with no apparent predictability.

“That stobie pole is Hot!” Said the Scosexual

by FactsBeReal101 February 22, 2022

scotsexual

An enduring pattern of emotional, romantic, and/or sexual attraction to the way Scotland play rugby.

While my father and mother are both heterosexual, I primarily identify as scotsexual.

by Hayter April 15, 2022

slaysexual

being attracted only to people who slay

“ i’m slaysexual so this isn’t going to work between us” (said to someone who does not slay)

by xoxohailey June 26, 2022

seansexual

an undeniable, gut-wrenching, sexuality-threatening attraction to your best friend sean thats goes beyond platonic, romantic or even familial love.

S: you love your best friend sean? oh my god what even are you?!
T: im seansexual.

by nft trader July 21, 2022

Sarasexual

me

I'm sarasexual, need her in my life lol

by Arandomunicorn January 25, 2023