Shuzzlecrumpet

1: Another way to reference the word shit without actually saying it.

2: Someone who is extremely stupid

3: A way to blasphemize an Englishman.

4: When somebody shits in your crumpets.

Dude 1: Dude you failed your english final. You have to take the whole class over.

Dude 2: Flarkin' Shuzzlecrumpets!!!!

by Xonus June 1, 2009

suzza

1. Local slang for hip and happening county in England; Surrey.

"Hey, when are you back in suzza?"

"I don't know man, I don't make plans"

by cazzatron May 27, 2013

Scuzzbag

Someone who does their sport for the money not for the love of the game

"Damn Alex Rodriguez is a scuzzbag"

by Ilovecars July 30, 2015

shuzzbutt

The most intellectually bounded linguistic marvel of a word. Shuzzbutt.

Look over there, SHUZZBUTT.

by ODK23 May 4, 2018

Skuzz Nub

A diseased or dirty, smegma riddled penis.

I gotta see the doctor. That prostitute gave me skuzz nub. I’m all cankered and itching.

I went down on Sam last night for the first time. Yea? How was it? Unfortunately, he had the worst skuzz nub. Just lathered in smeg around the bellend. If I had some crackers I could have had a cheese board. That’s nasty. You got knob cheesed!

by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2018

Shuzzy

Slang for shut up

(@tksli)

“Bro needs to shuzzy”
“ong , he’s annoying ash”

by swoozo April 3, 2022

scuzzlesnatch

A girl or woman who has engaged in sexual intercourse with a huge number of guys never bothering to make any of them wear a condom and thus letting all of them finish inside of her

I heard Charlene was a scuzzlesnatch I’ve known 20 guys who have hit that and none have wore a rubber.

by Scuzzlecock November 9, 2022