scratchy satchel

Itchy scrotum.

Due to an unfortunate scrotal rash I eagerly paw my scratchy satchel.

by richippr September 29, 2008

Rot Satchel

When your ball sweat has that stinky tinge of vinegar and asshole. Sometimes it seems to be accompanied by a faint scent of bleach. It can also smell like leftover pussy from the night before. Either way, your balls, or the satchel that contains your balls, smell like hell

I cant stand that bitch, so the next time I get her to blow me, im gonna make sure I got some nice ROT SATCHEL ready for her

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

The Satchmo

while he plays your pussy like a trumpet and fingers your asshole until you cum so hard you start scatting

Girrrrrrllllll , last night he gave the Satchmo so good I felt like Ella Fitzgerald!!

by Rednikster April 14, 2016

flying ham samich

this is where you spread your ass cheeks and engulf the face of a sleeping "friend." this action generally occurs when someone is passed out, or asleep and woken up suddenly. waking up suddenly, and engulfing your own face in someone's ass is what gives the "ham samich" the name designation of "flying"

I was asleep and heard a buzzer. I woke up suddeny and planted my face into an open and waiting ass to recieve my very own flying ham samich. thank you.

by el samich dirty June 8, 2011

samich

a sandwich made on command

make me a samich woman!

by kikiriki May 10, 2008

satchel

*A slang term referring to the scrotum (AKA : male testicles).

*A slang term referring to a bag of marijuana.

*A type of case used by military personnel, often equipped onto their clothes; satchels are used for storing certain items & equipment.

"He kicked me in the satchel!! >.< "

"Hey man...got the satchel man? Heheheheh...."

"In Splinter Cell, you should always check an enemy body for satchels."

by Dave July 6, 2004

SAIC

A San-Diego-based company that is internally known by reversing the initials SAIC as CIAS, thus "CIA South". This "organization" sucks off the government tit big time through government contracting, with all the horrible things this does to the unfortunate spirits who end up working for The Company who soon discover they have not only sold their soul to the military devil, but have become the devil's bitch. A company saturated with Jesus freaks and Gayvangelicals who believe God put them in their SAIC job in order to bring on the Apocalypse, while being overpaid to do so.

I worked for SAIC for a few months when I was fired after refusing to attend my boss's weekly prayer meeting, where the group prays for the end of mankind in anticipation of the return of Jesus. I told him that if he thinks he won't be "Left Behind", I had sad news for him: he would.

by Frediam October 14, 2011