Bernie sanders

A guy who wears mittens and sits in a chair.

I'm surprised the bernie sanders definition wasn't flooded with memes already.

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 25, 2021

greg sanders

the very cute csi formerly lab tech before the big explosion in the episode "Play with Fire". Played by Eric Szmanda. Known for his amusing antics and comments on the show.

"Did you see the new episode of CSI: where Greg Sanders got human remains splattered on him?"

by itsxlexyxfoo December 12, 2008

greg sanders

The character Eric Szmanda plays on CSI, formally a lab technician but he is now a CSI.

Greg Sanders was so much better as a comic relief.

by Nigel Crane July 29, 2006

Harland Sanders

A.K.A the late great Colonel Sanders. Known worldwide for his unbelievably succesfull chain of fried chicken and such, he is truly a man umong boys.

let me quote the late great colonel Harland Sanders: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

by Matt Hickman January 9, 2007

Bernie Sanders

In my opinion, he's among the most underrated presidential candidates of the 2016 presidential race - if most Democrats were smart enough to pick him, Trump probably wouldn't have been elected President.

He was a good man at heart, and you could tell he really wanted equality amongst Americans, unlike other candidates, who just wanted to divide us using fear.

This man would create subsidized education, allowing children to go to college at no cost to the parents. Imagine how much he could've reshaped our generations to come.

Man #1: Hey, who'd you vote for?
Man #2: Trump - Hillary is way too crooked.
Man #1: What about Bernie Sanders?
Man #2: Come to think of it, I probably would've voted for Bernie if he was on the ballot in place of Hillary!

by Turd III January 25, 2018

Kernel Sanders

After eating sweet corn on the cobb along with The Colonel's original recipe you likely will drop a Kernel Sanders in the "toitie" the next morning.

Dudes! I had a Kernel Sanders this morning - can't wait to send u a picture of it!

by MR Nipple June 19, 2014

Colonel Sanders

The Colonel was one of the leaders of a revolutonary guerrila movement against livestock. Sanders was much like his communist counter part Che Guevera. Sanders, originally from Kentucky, rose to fame when he and his squad composed of Kentucky's finest fried chicken cooks launched a daring raid on old Wally Smith's farm. Smith, out numbered and out gunned, surrendered the chicken to Sanders and his rag-tag crew of chicken cooks. Upon hearing this General McDonald, who was the originator of the guerrila movement, promoted capitan Sanders to a full colonel in the guerilla army. General McDonald went on to establish the pouplar fast food joint McDonalds. Colonel Sanders went on the fine dining establishment we know today as Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC.

Rupert: Even here in England that Colonel Sanders cooks some fine chicken.

Reginald:Indeed he does.

Rupert:God Save the Queen!

Reginald:And the Colonel too!

Rupert:...

by Ron Cassinger December 22, 2005