Ryan Sample

The biggest fucking idiot licks dick and likes dick in his ass

Fuck you Ryan Sample.

by Kayden Petry October 30, 2019

American Samolia

A horribly underrepresented (and poorly pronounced) territory of the United Sporks of Amoogaboink. American Samolia gives a large proportion of their population to the United Sporks' military. Despite this the citizens of the American Samolia are horribly in terms of voting and veterans compensation. Unfortunately the United Sporks refuses to take action citing racist, temporary and outdated documents.

American Samolia is still awfully neglected by the United Sporks

by Quintus Caecilius Iucundus August 28, 2017

sample text

A phrase used in MLG vines and videos. When there is an extreme bass drop or trickshot random things appear, sometimes including 'sample text'. Most of the time it has absolutely no meaning, it just takes up space like the wow guy or Mountain Dew and Doritos.

Person 1: you're stupid
Background: Random sh*t proceeds to appear, including seizure-inducing colors, mountain dew, Doritos, airhorns, the wow guy, snoop dogg, and the phrases "rekt, "ROASTED", and "Sample Text".

by Lemon Fresh Bleach January 6, 2017

sample in a jar

a wonderful song by a wonderful band called phish. You should hear this song, it is better than anything.

"I wheeled around because I didn't hear what you had said, and saw you dancing with Elihu, up on Leemor's bed. I was foggy rather groggy, you helped me to my car, the binding belt enclosing me, a sample in a jar"

by hottie April 16, 2005

Samalaimon

Reference to the daemon Pantalaimon of Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy.

Samalaimon is connected to her human.

by Stantalaimon October 14, 2005

urine sample

When the hospital asks you to pee in a small cup and then hand it to some person you don't know and never see what happens to it. Also refered to as Home Country Lemonade.

Doctors love asking for urine samples, but what do they do with them?

by Dayringer October 25, 2004

Samalicious

The term used to describe a woman who enjoys unusual pursuits such as doing the macarena in a cupboard or collecting large numbers of guinea pigs. To be samalicious requires much dedication and faith, one must believe to truely be samalicious.

I have a friend who i love to death, she is simply samalicious <3

by EmmaTheLemmur February 16, 2008