Salmon Lantern

a very phalic member of ignorance.

jim neglected caution when dangling his salmon lantern amongst a crowd of virtuous turkey vultures.

by slimjim1907 August 25, 2011

Salmon Burp

A slang term for the flatulence of the vagina (also known as a queef). This often occurs during fornication when the male's womb broom shoves extra air into the female's fart box and needs to be released.

"Dude! I was going down on this girl last night and I got hit in the face with a salmon burp!"

by phoenix21 December 23, 2014

salmonella

A myth perpetuated by the evil to prevent the innocent from enjoying one of life's most simple pleasures.

An Innocent Person Who Has Done No Wrong: Awesome I'm gonna eat this cookie dough!
Satan: No, you'll get salmonella.

by thelemonwarrior March 9, 2016

salmon day

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

I spent all day working my ass off on this freakin spreadsheet, only to have my computer crash at the end of the day, losing all the information.

by silvergatlin June 11, 2006

Salon anxiety

the feeling one gets whilst realising during a haircut that the hairdresser is taking just a little too much off. Results in excess sweating and the desire to tell the hairdresser, but being too polite to do so.

"I was sitting at the salon and that hairdresser with the moustache just kept cutting.I was freakin' out she was giving me such bad salon anxiety"

by jokepoacher August 29, 2009

salmon party

A salmon party is when a woman with an unclean vagina spreads her legs in a public place, thus causing people to smell her genital essence.

Don't go over there, that girl is hosting a salmon party.

by tigerpower83 May 8, 2014

Norwegian Salmon Fishing

To attend a house party and have sexual intercourse with as many female party goers as possible without washing off the penis and ball sack in between the different sex partners.

Roger went to his friend Carl's house party on Saturday. Roger did a little Norwegian Salmon Fishing and hooked up with eight different girls before the party ended. When he got back home, his girlfriend gave him a sloppy blow job whereby she commented that his cock usually didn't taste as tangy as it did tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015