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Salma is a beautiful girl she makes the people around her fall to her feet, she has a sweet and dark side she might not be the best person to get in a fight with, but she'll be there to fight for you. She loves to mess with you, but she won't allow anyone else to mess with you. She brings joy to everyone around her, she's sporty and has a good sense of humor, and she's very competitive and does not like to lose, she's a good person so don't dare to lose her
Boy 1: who's that girl
Boy 2: woo-hoo there bro, that's my girl
Boy 1:what's her name though
Boy 2: she's my Salma
Boy 2: woo-hoo there bro, that's my girl
Boy 1:what's her name though
Boy 2: she's my Salma
by KAROL WITNER July 16, 2022
Get the Salma mug.Iam "Uuuuuuuuh.... Yeah..."
Hym "PFFT!"
Iam "Don't-"
Hym "PFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY SHIT IS THAT BAD! GOD DAMN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Laugh... God damnit..."
Hym "HA! Yeah, nonono, that! That shit is funny right there! Ohho!"
Iam "Salma I-"
Hym "Pffft! Ahahaha!"
Iam "Stop- It's... Look- I didn't expect it to be like this."
Hym "HOOOLY SHIT! I WROTE A FUCKING HYPER-TEXT AND EVEN I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW FUNNY THAT IS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! SORRY BOUT THE HERESY! I'M LITERALLY HAVING SCHIZOPHRENIA IMPOSED ON MY BY THE RELIGIOUS! So.... Pfft heheheheheh... And a fat bald atheist bitch but... You know... Not you Matt. You're cool. I mean... You're fat and bald and an atheist but you're not who I'm talking about. Ha!"
Iam "Oh man this kills... This... Wow man... It takes a lot to embarrass me but.... Man..."
Hym "Oho! Wow is right! I never-in-a-million-years though that THIS would be this effective! Fuuuuuuuuuck me! Hey, am I Negan too? I'm curious now actually. I'm I LITERALLY my own favorite character in every show I'm in!? Mirio too? How many are there!? MAN!"
Iam "I'm... Sorry..."😖
Hym "Pfftthahaha! At least she's got a sense of humor about it! Damn! OHGODICANTEVEN! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Hym "PFFT!"
Iam "Don't-"
Hym "PFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY SHIT IS THAT BAD! GOD DAMN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Laugh... God damnit..."
Hym "HA! Yeah, nonono, that! That shit is funny right there! Ohho!"
Iam "Salma I-"
Hym "Pffft! Ahahaha!"
Iam "Stop- It's... Look- I didn't expect it to be like this."
Hym "HOOOLY SHIT! I WROTE A FUCKING HYPER-TEXT AND EVEN I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW FUNNY THAT IS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! SORRY BOUT THE HERESY! I'M LITERALLY HAVING SCHIZOPHRENIA IMPOSED ON MY BY THE RELIGIOUS! So.... Pfft heheheheheh... And a fat bald atheist bitch but... You know... Not you Matt. You're cool. I mean... You're fat and bald and an atheist but you're not who I'm talking about. Ha!"
Iam "Oh man this kills... This... Wow man... It takes a lot to embarrass me but.... Man..."
Hym "Oho! Wow is right! I never-in-a-million-years though that THIS would be this effective! Fuuuuuuuuuck me! Hey, am I Negan too? I'm curious now actually. I'm I LITERALLY my own favorite character in every show I'm in!? Mirio too? How many are there!? MAN!"
Iam "I'm... Sorry..."😖
Hym "Pfftthahaha! At least she's got a sense of humor about it! Damn! OHGODICANTEVEN! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
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