thicc salami

the most thiccest salami ever made in history of mankind.

Me: What type of Salami do you eat?
Him: Thicc Salami.

by Erm GOTEEEEE May 13, 2017

Salam Salami

Ulimete swag

You look like a Salam salami

by Penetratie gat 69 January 30, 2021

Salami Shingles

Can be used to describe the flaps of your vagina, also known as your meat curtains or your labia

Person 1: "Man, my salami shingles sure are sore!"
Person 2: "What the fuck."

by P.U.R.V. August 4, 2018

Salami Mouth

The feeling after you consume “salami” and your mouth is coated with a thin film and you feel the compulsion to brush your teeth or use mouthwash.

“My boyfriend said I’m not going to kiss you with that salami mouth, go brush your teeth”

by ffstretch March 11, 2023

Salami switch

To replace an ex with another person. Usually in the form of sexual substitute. Generally, the person who replaces the ex is just being used.

Yeah Kerry salami switched Sam with Dillion, they fuck every night now, but Kerry doesn't even like him!

by Nevereatpoopies March 19, 2011

Salami slappers

A girl with a very long labia

Hey man, that girl last night had some salami slappers on her!

by Hdizzle96 May 29, 2018

massive salami

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"

"dude that's such massive salami"

by thelævfam December 27, 2018