eat the salami

john:brooo will you eat the salami
george: brooo gross, yes
by mothers penis April 02, 2020
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Salami Mouth

The feeling after you consume “salami” and your mouth is coated with a thin film and you feel the compulsion to brush your teeth or use mouthwash.
“My boyfriend said I’m not going to kiss you with that salami mouth, go brush your teeth
by ffstretch March 11, 2023
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thicc salami

the most thiccest salami ever made in history of mankind.
Me: What type of Salami do you eat?
Him: Thicc Salami.
by Erm GOTEEEEE May 14, 2017
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massive salami

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"

"dude that's such massive salami"
by thelævfam December 27, 2018
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russian salami

The act of placing one's erect penis in the snow until it is numb. Subsequently, the female's vagina is penetrated, resulting in a warm tingling sensation.
Vladmir: Comrade, I had the best sex last night. I place dick in snow and penetrated Svetlana--it give sensation of dragon's breath in Siberian Tundra. The ole russian salami i tell you!
by William Cumberton February 14, 2016
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Salami Noises

"Salami noises" is slang for masterbation/fapping noises.
Hey dude- why are you making so much Salami Noises? Try to quiet down a bit-
by MewGlo February 08, 2021
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