thicc salami

the most thiccest salami ever made in history of mankind.

Me: What type of Salami do you eat?
Him: Thicc Salami.

by Erm GOTEEEEE May 13, 2017

russian salami

The act of placing one's erect penis in the snow until it is numb. Subsequently, the female's vagina is penetrated, resulting in a warm tingling sensation.

Vladmir: Comrade, I had the best sex last night. I place dick in snow and penetrated Svetlana--it give sensation of dragon's breath in Siberian Tundra. The ole russian salami i tell you!

by William Cumberton September 17, 2016

Cock of Salami

A measurement of meat, standardized by the USDA. Measuring approximately three inches long, or the same size as an average penis in the US.

Shopper: "May I have a cock of salami?"
Grocer: "Sure thing ma'am, do you want that raw or wrapped?"

by Taglar Dreskk September 24, 2021

Showcase the Salami

To show off the goods

I got a big date tonight, but before things go down later on.. I wanna make sure to showcase the salami.

by Bliff Blaffington September 18, 2012

Salami switch

To replace an ex with another person. Usually in the form of sexual substitute. Generally, the person who replaces the ex is just being used.

Yeah Kerry salami switched Sam with Dillion, they fuck every night now, but Kerry doesn't even like him!

by Nevereatpoopies March 19, 2011

Salami Mouth

The feeling after you consume “salami” and your mouth is coated with a thin film and you feel the compulsion to brush your teeth or use mouthwash.

“My boyfriend said I’m not going to kiss you with that salami mouth, go brush your teeth”

by ffstretch March 11, 2023

massive salami

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"

"dude that's such massive salami"

by thelævfam December 27, 2018