garage sailing 

beats me.

I dint know what happened I must have been garage sailing.

garage sailing by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Mud Sailing 

When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.

Dude how's your stomach? Bro I been mud sailing all day from that burrito.

Mud Sailing by Jermeiser October 6, 2016

clam sailing

When a woman with a skirt and no underwear (or naked) stands over a vent that's blowing air.

Marilyn Monroe was holding her skirt down because she was clam sailing to dry off.

clam sailing by DoomEngin33r March 31, 2017

GARAGE SAILING 

The act of going from one garage sale to the next, to the next, to the next, and so on and so forth. Taking a day or a weekend or a few hours to desperately search for other people’s junk.

Me and Fred are going garage sailing this weekend you should join us, we’re too broke to go to the store....

GARAGE SAILING by Descriptiongiver101 August 16, 2019

Floor Sailing 

Floor Sailing is the next submission to the Olympic Games Committee defined by the distance a person travels while tripping or slipping on a smooth, slick or slippery surface!

Dude if you had only practiced a little more you could have gotten a Gold Medal in “Floor Sailing“ for that record slide in class!!

Floor Sailing by OneVisionVideo November 27, 2020

Dirt sailing 

When a man takes his erect penis and in a smooth "sailing" motion runs it along the butthole of a prone person.

The other day Kenny tied a little sail to his dick and went dirt sailing before throwing a piece of eight on her back!

Dirt sailing by Habberstamp July 9, 2022

Tag Sailing

Tag Sailing is like a pub crawl but with tag sales. One right after another. Usually on a weekend.

The town-wide tag sale is today. Who wants to go Tag Sailing?

Tag Sailing by Randwulf0969 June 24, 2023