that's what she really said

The witty and usually more accurate spoof of the original "that's what she said" jokes.

Don't touch me!
That's what she really said!

I was just faking!
That's what she really said!

Is that it?
That's what she really said!

by cali spain January 2, 2011

thats what she said

making something completely unsexual, and making it sexual.

two guys talking about getting off the freeway:
"dude you better slow down or else you wont be able to get off"
"thats what she said"

or, another scenario:
"slow down it wont fit!"
"thats what she said"

by raaafael September 17, 2007

That's what your mom said

A clever combination of "that's what she said" and "your mom!". It was created to avoid the argument that "that's what she said" creates confusion because "she" is nobody while adding the punch of "your mom" jokes to it.

The phrase "last night" may be added to the end if extra pwnage is needed.

Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said!"

Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said last night!"

by Nikki Duff August 26, 2008

what you said

A phrase used when you agree with something. Usually said loudly, and in a deep voice.

Man, that nigga is crazy!
WHAT YOU SAID!

by Jessyka00 April 18, 2007

saadia

saadia is a total charmer. talk to her once and you’ll get addicted. she’s a sweet and caring person once you get to know her. sometimes she can be a bit mean but that just means she needs time to open up. she’s beautiful inside and out and it doesn’t take time to notice it. saadia is the girl you’ll unknowingly fall in love with❤️

wow that saadia chick is hella fine and so quirky cute

by whydoyouevencare May 29, 2019

Saidat

saidat is usually a person who is awesome and very outgoing . They are kind and are willing to do anything for their friends and family. They can sometimes be rude and stubborn which is something they need to work on.

Sophie is being such a Saidat today.

by hottoaster123 May 30, 2018

That's not what your mom said last night

Just about. The greatest comeback to anything. Used mainly when talking about the size of genitals, but can apply to anything else.

Person A - Hey look at our science. That's bigger than yours!
Person B - That's not what your mom said last night!
Person C - Oh BURN.

by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005