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Swoogie

a low class African America that is loud and obnoxious, usually accompanied by 10 screaming nigglets and an Access card with a food stamp balance of a million dollars to support all their illlegitament demon spawns while da baby daddy is up at da state pen.
1)Joe knew it was the 1st of the month by all the Swoogies in the supermarket.

2)Man when I went to South Street, it was crawling with Swoogies.
by Jamie (somewhere in Philly) February 7, 2005
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swoon

a feeling of being happy or giddy because of being in love. to be so in love you cant walk or think straight or feel like singing or laughing for no other reason then because of a girl/guy. usually caused by simple sweet actions.

if hes all you think about, you smile/blush/giggle everytime he talks to you - he has you swooned.

to swoon someone you are trying to make them have that feeling for you by just holding hands, sending goodmorning beautiful texts, kissing her forehead, saying corny things, letting her wear your hoodie, writing her a song, doing what she likes.

also could be used to discribe the feeling when seeing someone totally gorgous -they're so hot all they have to do it walk by and im swoon.

the look of being swoon - having a constant smile, entire face and body light up.

the key to swoon is that it is from sweet and simple actions, not an intense physical way.

very commun in young early stages of a relationship.
when her crush walked by she was so swoon she walked into the door.

he had the swooned look on his face when she walked by

swooned, she smiled at her phone alone in her room when she saw the name on the screen

look at you, your so swoon, whats her name !?
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Swoleosis

(swoh-lee-oh-sis) n.

An abnormal proliferation of jacked fibraz, brah.

Often associated with gym memberships, a large Big Three, an unlimited supply of pussy, and a disdain for MySpace 'ripped' kids.

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Swole
"Yo dude, what happened to you last night!?! Last I saw you were gamin' that 9, and then you were gone!"

"Yeah brah, she was diggin' the bis, so we went back to her place. Turns out she's in med school...diagnosed me with a severe case of swoleosis that could only be treated with a great lay."
by AirChair February 3, 2009
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Urinal Poop Swoop

Accidently having an anal evacuation in a urinal, then either picking up the poop and hiding it, or leaving the area and pretending that nothing ever happened...
Luigi: " Jim pulled a Urinal Poop Swoop the other day, at the office, and left a big dukey in one of the urinals!"

Peter: " Yeh, Tom did that the other day, only he hided the poop...When my boss found Toms poop in his desk, he sacked him!"
by GrandPoop September 17, 2010
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Swolonoscopy

The examination of one's form whilst getting swole at the gym for the purpose of correcting errors which may prevent maximum swollicity or the further development of Swoliosis. Failure to correct bad form may result in terminal Swoliosarcoma.
Hey bro, can you give me a Swolonoscopy while I get my swole on with this power rack?
by failbot_9000 June 27, 2010
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swoop that bitch

The act of "taking what's yours", i.e. your child, from a woman that you knocked up.
Collin: Did you swoop that bitch?
Josh: Hell yes! You think I'm going to let that woman raise MY child?!
by Thunder Pussy 505 August 5, 2008
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Swoonage

a feeling of ecstasy when observing an attractive member(s) of the opposite sex.
OH MY GOODNESS after watching the FIFA world cup final, I was experiencing some major swoonage. That team is fine!!!
by Mrs.Nadal-Parera July 12, 2010
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