Mrs. Swalgin

A teacher that likes to take out her insecurities on innocent students.

She is a green belt in karate, and will beat the living shit out of you if you don't bow down to her.

Student: Hi, what's up Mrs. Swalgin?
Mrs. Swalgin: My cock is what will be up your ass if you don't get suckin' on these toes.

Student: yes ma'am

by Boot Licker November 6, 2019

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swailure

n. (swale-yur) failure to portrait swag.
a fail at being cool.

Ricky: I love pokemon!
Jake: swailure, bro.

by ricky>jake August 19, 2011

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swala

The First name of a space imperator, do not offend.

Swala Figner is quite badass.

by FAZEMLGCODPLAYER May 25, 2016

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1. Swalla can be used in the same context as "holla" or "holla back."
Ex.) Swalla back!
2. Swalla can also be an insult meaning that you are lame or not good at something.
Ex.) "You swalla hard." or "You're such a swallaer"

Def.1. Ex.) Swalla back!
Def.2. Ex.) "You swalla hard." or "You're such a swallaer"

by Leslie March 29, 2005

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Monkey Spakle

A. When a monkey spuges on the shower to re do the caulking.

B. High velocity, clumpy male ejaculation after prolonged periods of penis disuse.

C. When you can't jack off unless a girl is making monkey noises.

D. Bananna Flavored Cum

When you run out of caulk all you have is monkey spakle.

by I Cup In January 10, 2006

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