slob swab

A napkin. A piece of table linen used for mopping gravy from your lips.

Buddy Jack tied a slob swab around his neck before dinner, greatly impressing Wilma Sue's mother. "That boy got hisself some fine manners," she said.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

mouf swab

A test to determine the paternity of a child/baby daddy. Typically, the process involves the use of a cotton swab on the inner cheek to extract DNA of a black man or other minority.

"Dat bitch went to court and now I gotta get my mouf swabbed but I know fo' sho' some other nigga da one dat got dat bitch pregnant!"

by DoNNy BoY January 6, 2008

Cunt Swab

Tampon. Surrounded by the Vagina.

Person 1: Wow, John is such a cunt swab.
Person 2: Yeah, John is such a tampon.

by BigPPSchlongMaster June 12, 2015

dick swab

someone that is used to swab..or clean..a dick..as in sucking on it to get all the shit off of it..

"yeah baby...lick that shit off..you're such a good dick swab.."

by o0 kinky March 15, 2003

dick swab

when your about to cum, you ejactulate in ones ear then clean it out with your penis.

girl one: did he fuck you in th ear?

girl two: no just the usual dick swab.

by xxchristxx July 25, 2009

Dick Swab

An ugly Chick that slurps the cum off of your cock after the hott chick sucks you off.Only worthless whores or just gnasty bitches that can't get any are dick swabs.Hvae fun with your new phrase boys & girls!

"this Gross bitch is such a whore it makes me sick"
"Yeah,I know,The only thing that bitch is good for is for a dick swab!"

by JGG April 3, 2003

cotton swab

girls z bagging girls

brandi cotton swabs amanda all the time.

by the original KKK January 20, 2008