Example #1
Friend #1 : Yo dood, last night I was bored so I went and slept with my ex girlfriend...
Friend #2 : DOOD, THATS SOOO SUS!
Example #2
Friend #1 : Yo! look at that kidd wearing a twilight shirt!
Friend #2 : HAHAHA DUDE that kidd is so sus!
Friend #1 : I know! :D
Friend #1 : Yo dood, last night I was bored so I went and slept with my ex girlfriend...
Friend #2 : DOOD, THATS SOOO SUS!
Example #2
Friend #1 : Yo! look at that kidd wearing a twilight shirt!
Friend #2 : HAHAHA DUDE that kidd is so sus!
Friend #1 : I know! :D
by Otter Mozz October 20, 2010
by blackie12345 September 04, 2011
the act of being suspect or in question. doing something that is widely ill-advised and/or straight stupid. a sus person can be any one of the following - gay, a snitch, a trick, annoying, weird, retarted, stinky, thirsty, "the feds", associated with the illuminati, fat, short, old looking but actually young, a social loser, a tag along, a friend that you are ashamed of, a mexican, pretty much anything that has a derogatory meaning to it can be put under the sus category.
you hear that song that josh made for that girl?
nah bro he's too sus, i dont fuck wit him like that.
nah bro he's too sus, i dont fuck wit him like that.
by big dog 39 August 24, 2010
losing your virginity in a tag team involving a short mexican and a horny teenager. often while tipsy off of expensive wines.
by king poseidon1.0 November 27, 2013
by FREEEE ROBUXXXX April 10, 2018
by Who the wannabes wanna be March 19, 2018
Also known as Susology.
The wisdom of the sus.
Long before our time… thousands of years ago, there where three mythologys… ancient greek and Egyptian… later Roman…. After the persians had conquered ancient Egypt in about 400 bc… the Greeks came and defeated them… so the too cultures had a slight mix for a short period of time…. with a combination of a greek god and an Egyptian god… The God Of Sus was born… tho the thing was… that those two mythologies where nut meant to join each other… Amun-Ra and Zeus noticed that he started gaining followers immediately and showed no sign of stopping…Soon he was at a powerlevel of an Olympian God… The gods did not want another powerful being tighten their power…. The catch was…that he could only be defeated by a Greek and an Egyptian God fighting together against him… So it was decided that Amun-Ra and Zeus both had to destroy him in order to keep peace in the world and separate two mythologies…. But the spirit still remains… the spirit of sus… And it can spawn in any soul that starts its lifetime on earth…
The Sus gives it’s supporters wealth, wisdom and also answers prayers directed towards him.
The wisdom of the sus.
Long before our time… thousands of years ago, there where three mythologys… ancient greek and Egyptian… later Roman…. After the persians had conquered ancient Egypt in about 400 bc… the Greeks came and defeated them… so the too cultures had a slight mix for a short period of time…. with a combination of a greek god and an Egyptian god… The God Of Sus was born… tho the thing was… that those two mythologies where nut meant to join each other… Amun-Ra and Zeus noticed that he started gaining followers immediately and showed no sign of stopping…Soon he was at a powerlevel of an Olympian God… The gods did not want another powerful being tighten their power…. The catch was…that he could only be defeated by a Greek and an Egyptian God fighting together against him… So it was decided that Amun-Ra and Zeus both had to destroy him in order to keep peace in the world and separate two mythologies…. But the spirit still remains… the spirit of sus… And it can spawn in any soul that starts its lifetime on earth…
The Sus gives it’s supporters wealth, wisdom and also answers prayers directed towards him.
Teacher: What do you kids believe in?
Student: I believe in the Sus
Teacher: Are you retarded?
Student: *This teacher must be enlightnened*
Student: I believe in the Sus
Teacher: Are you retarded?
Student: *This teacher must be enlightnened*
by DarthNigus May 09, 2023