The Sunglass Theory

In the summertime it's kinda hard to figure out if a girl is hot or not because her sunglasses cover most of the face. To devide the hot and ugly girls you just need to see who's keeping the sunglasses on for the longest time for instance in the evening.

Mid day
#1,#2 - Oh, that girl look's really hot!!

Evening
#1 - Probably not, she's still got her sunglasses on..

#2 - yeah..the sunglass theory...damn it!

by hvemerdennekarenmedsekkogluepå April 19, 2010

Cunt in sunglasses

A person acting different in a bad way.

Person 1 "isn't joe acting funny today?"
Person2"yea like a real bitch"
Person 1 "yea he is a real cunt in sunglasses today"

by Cockterdoctor December 1, 2014

Snilk

Milk that comes from a snake. Used as a term of endearment towards snakes.

Wow… I bet that snake has a lot of snilk.

by gandalfsoda October 20, 2021

senile

Someone who is up in age, or someone who can't think well.

Example

Saints Owner Tom Benson

Chicago Bears' Michael McCaskey.

by Saints October 5, 2003

Sukilicious

The inability to keep friends for any period of time. When someone is sukilicious, they are a black hole of drama, sucking everything and everyone around them into it's emotionally charged vortex, causing people to head straight for the hills. Sukilicious people have no attention span whatsoever. They continuously run around like a puppy dog with A.D.D. and instead of creating anything of true value, they live a dismal life of mediocrity. They have delusions of stardom, being C.E.O.'s of corporations, and set themselves up to fail in order to feed into the drama vortex.

I used to talk to that dude, but he became so sukilicious it was easier to forget he existed.

by SIguy 2547 October 18, 2011

Sunidhi

Sunidhi is a South Asian name that means 'beautiful treasure'. People with this name are a child at heart and very friendly but if you hurt them or anyone close to them they can lose their shit at a point of time. They think differently and sometimes have the funniest ideas. They usually have radiant positive energy like the sun. They don't trust people easily though.

Hey, did you hear about the recent UFO news?
Oh yes, the aliens took sunidhi away for study.

by Sunidhi November 23, 2021

Canadian Sunglasses

The act of putting your nutsack on someones eyes when they are sleeping.

I gave Jane Canadian Sunglasses last night, but she woke up and punched me in the balls.

by dog toy May 12, 2010