Arabian Sunglasses

When a man delicately places each testicle over each eye-lid of his partner.

Arabian Sunglasses. Sarah mentioned how bright it was outside today. So I offered her a pair of "Arabian Sunglassses".

by Pencil-Dick Jones April 28, 2011

Persian Sunglasses

The act of waiting until someone has fallen asleep (usu. through intoxication) then proceeding to position oneself over the sleeping party in such a way as to drop your scrotum onto their closed eyelids.

Pete: Hey mate did you hear about Conor?

James: No, what happened him now?

Pete: He fell asleep at that house party and got a pair of Persian Sunglasses!

James: spastic

by Gazuba January 14, 2010

greek sunglasses

...when a man sets his nuts over his partners eyes when getting a blow job or having his salad tossed

I gave that chick a sweet pair of greek sunglasses for tossin' my salad!

by Freak22 July 31, 2006

sunglasses lady

A being who is watching you in the corner beating it when you have sexual intercourse with someone sometimes when you can't see them

I became a sunglasses lady yesterday :)

by Bigboithy1st May 20, 2017

skin sunglasses

When the woman has been told twice... see wimminz patch.

Dave's wife didn't have breakfast ready so he packed her a pear of skin sunglasses to take to work.

by pepperham June 7, 2010

Sunglass thief

A person who steals or jacks another person's sunglasses, usually in a sneaky or bitch-like way. Often times a sunglass thief is a multiple offender, or a serial sunglass thief.

I know bro, what a sunglass thief.

by Youzabitchbrah August 1, 2011

Safety Sunglasses

When a man forcibly gives a woman safety goggles

Aj: dude i heard logan gave some girl safety sunglasses! mike: dude that is so fucked! i only give out safety goggles.

by ajgamerguy July 11, 2007