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Stumble-Punch

Whilst attempting to bitch slap another man a guy trips and inadvertently punches them instead.

The first confirmed stumble-punch was performed August 5 upon one Kurt Krippendorf.
Zach: mumble mumble mumble... *stumble-punches Kurt*

Kurt: Dude' what the fuck?!

Zach: mumble mumble mumble...
by Johny Girth August 6, 2010
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Stumble fuck

When you can't get a word out ya mouth to save ya own ass.
Jason kept stumble fucking around when he was trying to tell his story
by Real McCoy January 18, 2020
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A stumble

A group of drunk people walking
Person 1: yo bro look, there's a stumble over there!
Person 2: what are you even talking about
by A Finnish Bread Stick April 7, 2024
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The Stumble

When you get so drunk you stumble to your left whilst walking
"ahh, he's doing the stumble again"
by zooted_official March 15, 2022
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Stumble goat

The best stumbler in the popular mobile game Stumble Guys
by Therealstumblegoat November 17, 2023
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Stumbled

When you accidentally complete a puzzle/When you don’t know how you beat the puzzle
Guy 1: How did you complete that puzzle
Guy 2: I stumbled to the answer
by Generic Name II July 2, 2023
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And without asking any questions ruined my life before it started, likely ruined the life of my mother's boyfriend at the time under false pretenses and now...
Hym "Everyone and their brother can just use the fact the I stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year old to refuse my rights in perpetuity until I submit to the will of the people and let you control the nature of my relationships from the shadows I perpetuity? THAT is what's insane. And you clearly accept the terms of matching insanity with insanity so I don't see how murdering your kids isn't par for the course."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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