sporning

This occurs when a man is actively watching a sporting event on TV while surfing for porn on his laptop simultaneously.

My boyfriend, Paul, spends most of his leisure time sporning on the couch.

by five9red October 30, 2009

sternocleidomastoid

In human anatomy, the sternocleidomastoid is a paired muscle in the superficial layers of the side of the neck. It is one of the largest and most superficial cervical muscles. The primary actions of the muscle are rotation of the head to the opposite side and flexion of the neck. The sternocleidomastoid is innervated by the accessory nerve.

It is given the name sternocleidomastoid because it originates at the manubrium of the sternum and the clavicle, and has an insertion at the mastoid process of the temporal bone of the skull.

Guy: Sorry, Teacher, I am afraid I cant assist to class today...
Teacher: Oh, but how come?
Guy: I broke my sternocleidomastoid.
Teacher: Say no more, fella, I'll send you the homework via email and get well soon?

by Frank Greene January 28, 2016

Shorn Dog

A bald, hairless, completely shaved cock and balls.

Rachel loves my shorn dog. She can’t get enough.

Getting a little overgrown down there. Time for a shorn dog.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

spornky

Feeling simultaneously hype and chill. Based off the fact that sporks are half spiked and half rounded.

I just did 5 shots and smoked a joint behind the cabin; I’m feeling spornky as fuck.

by emcgovern04 July 17, 2019

asa stern

The hottest man alive
Somewhat of a god

If you have ever seen one contact 650 967 9000

Damn asa stern is the hottest man alive

by Benid June 16, 2017

sporno

slang for "Sport porn." Coined by Out Magazine. Seductive photos of athletes. (Usually modeling underwear.) Favored by gays. Athletes have grown to embrace their gay fans.

Sporno-Calvin Klein ads featuring Freddie Lunjburg. Dolce & Gabana ads featuring Italian soccer players.

by Hannah000 December 19, 2006

Sorny

The feeling you get when you're Sad and Horny.

Frank: Hey baby~
Selma: Hey~
Frank: Im a bit sorny today..
Selma: Sad and Horny?
Frank: yea..

by Oweenie Bang Gweenie May 27, 2018