slabbet

When your dick has been flattened out with a hammer or mallet etc. then your dick is now slabbet

last night this bitch hammered my dick into a slabbet

by Babyface Doutrive July 27, 2006

slabber

To talk but make no sense, to 'talk shit'.
To drink or eat something.

What you slabbering about? Quit your slabbers. Slabber that down you!

by Croft Dale January 28, 2008

Slabs

(n) Slabs roll in packs and they roll deep. A Slab is a big body (largely shape boxed body). As long as its big; its in. Down in texas we take pride in our rides like every player should.

In New York they call em whips; Down south we call em' SLABS!!

by DirtySouthRyder April 26, 2006

slab cracker

Large young lady struttin the town on saturday night (usually with grey thong exposed at back and belly hanging out - tatoo's optional)

Wow man look at that slab cracker - too much Maccy Dee's

by street smeg May 5, 2005

slab

Slab stands for slow loud and bangin, mainly heard in the dirty south; born in texas

Yo you cop that new S.L.A.B. cd with Z-Ro on it?

by Leon Williams June 14, 2005

hong kong beef slab

The Hong Kong Beef Slab involves taking a woman and ramming a large prime cut of uncooked grade D prime meat up her asshole. After this you proceed to pound her until you have to blow ur load into her ass. At this point you combine your load, the grade D meat, and her explosive diarhea in her stinkhole. Then you pull out a machete and chop her lower torso and mail her to Hong Kong for all the HongKongians to enjoy consuming.

Last night i was suckin Ra-Hondas tits when she dropped a spoon on the floor. this infuriated me and thus I gave her the Hong Kong beef slab. Then I mailed the goods to my boy Shanghai Sloppy Bong Dong. He LOVED ITTTT

by ralph cucumber April 1, 2009

shlab

Hot pussy.

Lets get some shlab tonight guys!
I didn't any shlab last night, darn it...

by gewbsandshlabs August 11, 2010