The actions that follow the shagging of a very beautiful woman who is clearly out of your league. She consequently tries to shrug you off, but you are one clingy bastard. (the true opposite to pork and walk)
A woman finds that she is the victim of a Pork and Stalk case - so she confronts the man.
Cheryl Cole: Ok, so we were both drunk, and you porked me. But can you now please fuck off
Lucky sod: Yeah ok...
(we all know he's he going to pursue that sexy minx to the end)
Cheryl Cole: Ok, so we were both drunk, and you porked me. But can you now please fuck off
Lucky sod: Yeah ok...
(we all know he's he going to pursue that sexy minx to the end)
by BigTof349A December 3, 2009
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While massaging my wife the other morning my son walked in and asked "why is your willy getting bigger daddy"? "I'ts OK it's just a Stephen Stalk"
by simi cameltopez May 7, 2008
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when someone inserts a piece of celery into there partners ass, then procedes to pull it out and eat it. It may also be shared.
Tyler gave Janelle a rotten stalk.
Tyler put a piece of celery in Janelle's ass, then pulled it out and ate it.
Tyler put a piece of celery in Janelle's ass, then pulled it out and ate it.
by Nelly.Tyler. June 14, 2009
Get the rotten stalk mug.The act of stalking friends/foes on Facebook to see what they are up to. This varies from viewing profiles infrequently to full on stalkage of the Norman Bates kind. Helpful when you want to see what your friends, boyfriend, girlfriend, ho and frienemies are up to.
Sabrina S. - Hey girl, why are you bummed?
Step - I went on Facebook and saw that Billy Bob's profile changed, he's in a relationship with that ho Jneen.
Sabrina - You need to chill the fuck out, and quit Facebook Stalking, damn.
Step - I went on Facebook and saw that Billy Bob's profile changed, he's in a relationship with that ho Jneen.
Sabrina - You need to chill the fuck out, and quit Facebook Stalking, damn.
by ssatanica April 7, 2009
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Oh my gosh! Joe is too cute! I cyber stalk his myspace everyday to see if he added any new pictures! :O
by whydyouhavetogoandletitdie May 5, 2009
Get the cyber stalk mug.when you repeatedly check someone's snapscore in a periodic time to check if it's been going up or down, to see if they are ignoring you. more advanced than using the snap map for snap stalking.
amelia: I think billy isn't into me
abby: why not?
amelia: I keep score stalk-ing him, and his snapscore keeps going up by two every few minutes, and he's not responding to mine
abby: why not?
amelia: I keep score stalk-ing him, and his snapscore keeps going up by two every few minutes, and he's not responding to mine
by ibu profen October 16, 2019
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by Laura December 25, 2003
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