Speed weed

Speedwagon.. what are you doing?? SPEEDWAGON! PUT THAT DOWN!! STOP IT SPEEDWAGON!

Person 1 : I heard speedwagon tried drugs
Person 2: haha speed weed

by GenosCyborg August 5, 2023

speed-bagging his neobean

When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.

Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."

by Van Eric Adams August 1, 2023

speed junkie

Someone who seeks out and craves thrilling speeds and/or activities to get a rush of speed.

Scott love to race cars at 175mph. He is a speed junkie

by 20vgolf October 18, 2013

Speed Dicking

The art of turning and drawing a penis on someone's property as quick as physically possible. As you are drawing the penis on your peer's personal property, the artist has to say "Speed Dicking" as fast as possible.

Jake: "You are so good at speed dicking!"
Lachy (Caravan): "Yes, you are so brilliant at speed dicking!"
Ethan: "I know, i should be a professional speed dicker!"

by Swegsticle July 23, 2014

speed therapy

When you feel like ass

Step on the gas
Speed therapy is when you go at high speeds in a car to clear your mind and get rid of any bad thoughts.

"where'd Logan go?"
"He felt like shit, so he went out for some speed therapy."

by F u c k y o u November 28, 2020

Speed bump

A speed bump is:

1. A bump of speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) that you mix with soda and drink or that you sniff with a straw. Speed bumps are usually weighed on a scale before you consume(eat) it. These speed bumps are fun!

2. A bump in the road put there by the city to slow down traffic to around 25mph. If you drive too fast over a speed bump, your car will get off the ground and then crash back down on the floor, causing damage to your car, and then maybe a ticket. These speed bumps suck.

3. A game where if you're driving over a speed bump, you and your friends do a speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) bump. Doing speed bumps are fun and distract you from the stupid speed bumps you got to drive over.

*speed bump ahead
Bobby: Let's do speed bumps!

Cindy: Sure!

Crank Mountain: Doing speed bumps is going to be cool!

*Crank Mountain slows down the car
*speed bump.

Bobby: *sniffs speed

Cindy: *sniffs speed
Crank Mountain: *sniffs speed
Bobby, Cindy, and Crank Mountain: Oh yeah!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 21, 2021

Speed head

A speed head is someone who is tweaked on speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, Blue Speed). They will be seen rearranging the cereal in grocery stores, typing fast on a keyboard, doing homework, dancing to music, pacing back and forth, talking a lot, cleaning. Some speed heads will be normally focused but oddly relaxed because of ADHD so they go from hyper to normal.

Normal person: I took 25mg blue speed and alphabetized my music collection. I became hyper.
ADHD person: I took 30mg blue speed and became focused yet calmer.

Third guy: So you're both speed heads.

by CognitiveFuel January 14, 2023