South Dakota 2 Man

driving 13 hours to south dakota for a bitch ass who dont want me

i need to go on a south dakota 2 man and he still dont want me

by hoeassbitchpls February 20, 2025

South Dakota Dick Destroyer

The act of putting your penis into a blender and turning it on letting it shred then going and releasing the flesh within a 5 mile radius of Mount Rushmore.

"Dude I did a South Dakota Dick Destroyer last night and I still haven't recovered!"

by PenisTicker March 18, 2025

south dakota sweatpants

When you piss your pants and make your midwest lot lizard wear them home.

Gave Tyeler my South Dakota sweatpants last night.

by SdRaider August 14, 2023

South Dakota Special

The act of getting away with a crime, up-to and including murder because you are a politician in South Dakota. With the harshest sentence typically being a very reduced sentence or community service.

Notable receiver's of the South Dakota Special include Bill Janklow and Jason Ravnsborg.

In 2003, former South Dakota governor Bill Janklow got the South Dakota Special by being convicted of 2nd degree manslaughter (a Class 4 Felony) and received a shorter sentence than someone charged with a misdemeanor.

by silavon May 15, 2024

south dakota hot tub

When you discover a public toilet that is slopping overboard with water-logged commercial-grade toilet paper, and feces recognizably the result of a two-bowl visit to HuHot.

I had to go so bad but the only open stall was a South Dakota Hot tub.

by Iseeu81mi July 2, 2022