Michael Sousa

a very sexy and attractive man. everyone wants him.

'damn, that guy was such a michael sousa'

by 36ttdh June 29, 2009

Solus

The main "baddie" in Breakdown. He will punch you, throw you against glass windows, kick you, punch you again, chase you through a maze of pipes and run into explosives.

Solus: Me like manwich, you feel same?

by Dreamparacite May 10, 2005

Softserve

Hooking up with a female for an excess of 25 minutes and failing to acheive a full erection.

Bro #1: Dude did you hook up with Polly last night?
Bro #2: Nah man...i pulled a Softserve and left awkwardly.

by SangiPlaysTennis June 12, 2016

dirty softshell

the act of ooping in a woman's vagina, pouring salsa and lathering guacamole on it, and then having sexual intercourse with the woman.

Man I gave Maddie Streff the worst dirty softshell EVER last night!

by biggy rection March 22, 2009

Sofa Sexual, Sofasexual

A person (Be they Straight, Gay, Lesbian, or Other) who will sleep with either sex just so they can have a sofa to sleep on (i.e. A roof over their head).

Reason for the definition and term Sofa sexual, Sofasexual is. I observed a guy once who swore up and down he was gay, But a week later I saw him hanging all over a girl (acting all boyfriend girlfriend like with her), just so he could have a sofa to sleep on.

by Roadiesteve February 5, 2010

Sousapwn

Pwning someone just because you play a sousaphone and they don't.

person 1: do you play the sousaphone?

person 2: no

person 1: you just got sousapwned.

by Florida. April 1, 2010

Souslique

pun on the Russian word 'suslik' (суслик), a term of endearment. The word 'suslik' pertains to a small animal of some sort, and is a diminutive.

Souslique is the French version of Suslik.

by Albert Miaskovsky April 5, 2010