Sob Session

Essentially crying.

Spending a period of time/session on crying

When I person is sad they might have a sob session

Person A: I feel really bummed out atm

Person B: watch some cry porn, it will give you a sob session

by Eloquent Puma June 5, 2018

drama sobs

Tears of a drama queen

"WHY CAN'T I GO OVER TO DYLAN'S HOUSE!!!??? DAD I HATE YOU!!!" (drama sobs)

DAD: "Don't even bother, Little Missy. I'm immune to your drama sobs"

by UCSteve May 12, 2017

Sob-Rock

Mournful, grandiose "deep and meaningful" pedestrian music produced by artists taking themselves too seriously, for people who take their trivial problems too seriously. Usually depressing slow tracks which would not be out of place in a sales rep's Mondeo.

Sob-Rock Bands: Coldplay, Snow Patrol, Elbow, Travis, Keane, Radiohead, U2, OneRepublic, Embrace, REM, Matchbox Twenty.

by bloodmeal February 17, 2010

Dry Sobbing

When you are very upset sometimes even distraught and you are sobbing but the tears don’t spill over.

He was dry sobbing at 2 AM

by Bebea💜ARMY💜 April 18, 2021

Sai sob

A state where one is in extreme depression and utmost disastrous mode.

Example 1:
(At the career fair)
Me: Hello, here is my resume.
Recruiter: Ok, looks good, but I don't want you.
Me: WHAT!!!! .....Sai Sob....

Example 2:
(Playing Starcraft)
"OH NO!! Zergling attack!!! Sai sob...."

by Leonardo Leonardo March 2, 2014

Sob Stories

Evil persons whom want to hear your sob stories so that you can just sound like a pathetic immigrant. And they can take your heart and eat it like a cannibal</3:/ I.E. FAT WOMEN....or perhaps a "RACIST" relative. I will probably win here.

No I will not share my sob stories or die from an an haer trap with my bf...

by Alex phoenix October 3, 2023

sob ee

A full tight scrotum sack, resulting from most likely cold weather. Coined the term in early 1990s. Used by skateboarders to describe a problem.

"It is so cold out here I've got a sob ee."
Dude ollie off that ledge, "wait I've got a sob ee."

by zephry April 10, 2007