Sloppy Don

When you're the unknowing and unwilling recipient of a sloppy seconds.

She said she wasn't cheating on me and we had a huge fight, then had angry make up sex, but she'd just hooked up with a dude right before and gave me a Sloppy Don.

by FootPenis13 October 17, 2021

Sloppy Toppy

Bomb ass head so wet your pubes get soaked.

I picked up my slider and she gave some sloppy toppy off the HEAD.

by Willie Willie September 19, 2018

Sloppy poncho

When you eat a shit ton of mexican food and/or nachos, then fuck your partner rapidly, missionary style. Throw up that shit. All over their chest. Garnish with sour cream.

Like taco bell. Like a sloppy poncho.

by Radkid213 August 30, 2013

sloppy meat

to pay a homless bum to sneak up on a sleeping victim and slap the shit out of their face with his genitals the punch them in the face and run.

steve: yo john smells like shit today
me: duh someone sloppy meated him last night

by jericho arterus ice wolf April 13, 2008

sloppy commute

The long, dirty walk of shame from the place a shart occurs to the clean up destination.

White Castle was delicious, but the sloppy commute I could have done without!

by papa squatz February 22, 2014

Sloppy Roger

When you’re doing doggy and hack a loogie down a girls crack for lubrication!

Ol’ Jimmy did a sloppy roger on his girlfriend by using a loogie for lubricant.

by Johnnymaster94 February 6, 2023

Sloppy Pig

Getting your dick sucked by a girl that is eating bacon.

Damn, Sheila gives a good Sloppy Pig, I hope bacon is on sale today!

by Crackaintfree October 21, 2018