slack

Verb: to walk a slackline

Wanna slack a little?

by Adam Pudliner July 29, 2006

slack

loose fitting, broken, loose stitch

"slack tight"

by Noixz January 15, 2009

slacker

someone who is very lazy, doesn't do their work until the last minute, and frankly, enjoys it

Greg is a big slacker...he's only read 50 of the 150 pages he needs to read by tomorrow and its already midnight

by King K December 28, 2005

Slack-Arena

An area of your office that pretends to be "busy-busy" working, when in actuality only catching up on Facebook and Myspace, making their weekly sporting picks, analyzing their fantasy football teams, and shopping online for Manpons (see manpon.) The productive area of the office, known as the "Engine Room" completes the majority of the work - however - the Slack-Arena is quick to take credit for this work.

A slack-arena is made up of multiple slackerinos - see slackerino
"The Slack-Arena at my office is 50% of the employees but probably only actually completes 25% of the work!"

by NIETS January 26, 2009

slackenitis

A very severe condition of being a slacker. Commonly diagnosed by continual refusal to work, be helpful, or show energy for getting things done. Unable to complete a job from start to finish. Is highly contagious in the workplace, home, or anywhere productivity is commonplace.

Some other symptoms are: Asking other employees over to your water cooler bringing them away from doing work also.(aka - slackenitis's desk to play music, talk about bands, or any other non-work related subjects)

Slackenitis:

Joshua I can't come to work today (usually on Monday or Friday), as I have headache.

BOSS Do you have some sort of medical condition causing these headaches every Monday and Friday?

Joshua Yes, I have shaky leg syndrome, which leads to headaches on Mondays and Fridays.

BOSS Please stay home, as I think you have slackenitis, and we don't want it to spread to the other employees.

(People use lots of different excuses when they have slackenitis, including: headache, son/daughter is sick, shaky leg syndrome, traffic is bad etc.)

by Supervisor August 16, 2007

saccharine compliment

A sweet-sounding compliment that is entirely phony.

She landed a most saccharine compliment that was bought hook, line and sinker.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

slackerino

Noun - A person who is easily distracted at work but also is aware and admits to their inefficiencies.

"I'm such a slackerino. I got hardly anything done at work today after wasting time online and shooting the shit with my friends over five coffee breaks."

by DAN_Dutch January 2, 2009