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Shitstand

The act of doing a handstand and taking a shit. Prefferably in or around a bathroom. Defying the very laws of nature and gravity itself. For support legs can be planted on the adjacent wall.

The only reported case was in a rural town, by a boy named Jay. No video evidence has surfaced, only eyewitness accounts of a few friends and confidants. Speculators say such an act is not possible, but that's for you to decide.
Odd thing happened today, went into the bathroom and saw some guy's hands on the floor under the stall and his feet peaking over the top. From all the grunting, I think he was doing a shitstand.
by Jay McGorty February 5, 2009
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Shiestiness

Verb. Mental : Someone performing shiestiness is basically someone being deceiving, manipulative; and more often than not end up usually having negative alternate intentions. (Characteristics include but are not limited to someone who will lie to your face and play games with your emotions and get off on doing things behind your back, will often easily burn bridges than face guilt.
Fuck them and their Shiestiness.
by Truthfuck March 2, 2017
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Shitstained Balls

An act of anal sex where the female (or male) has not used an enema before intercourse and purposely tries to defecate at the same moment of penetration, thus resulting in fecal lubrication of the rectal cavity. Continued sexual intercourse causes the excrement to eventually engulf the entire penis and testicals of the man. A position usually done in "scat" movies.
Jim paid Jane $400 extra to give him "shitstained balls."
by Slagwurm September 7, 2008
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Shitstained

A term used to describe a person's state after drinking to excess. This state is commonly associated with memory black out and a severe hangover the following day.
How was the bar yesterday?
I was absolutely shitstained last night.
by Jagsh February 16, 2009
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norwigen shit stain

someone whom is forigen and does not wipe!!
"omg he is such a norwigen shit stain!"
by bord March 16, 2009
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Shitstang

AKA Mustang, the biggest piece of shit on the road driven by queers and anal pirates/some dumb bitches
HA! look at that Shitstang, man it sucks
by JV May 13, 2004
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Shitstink

A terrible smell of feces. Similar to mudbutt
Hey, you shitstink bitch, get your ass on outta here before we call the odor Gestapo on your ass!
by Steagles June 11, 2006
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