shafted

when someone gets it up the back exit by someone else
gary got shafted by reidy today
by wazz February 13, 2003
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Shaft

A penis where the tip and the and testes don't exists
Yo I was in shower trying to rub one off and jizz started oozing out my ass and I realized I have a shaft
by yomooma May 27, 2010
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shafted

when the chub heads for the deuce
"When Uncle George says 'Grab your ankles, Son,' you're getting shafted."
by Delilah & Jiselle May 14, 2006
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Sheppard-Shaft

When you graduate techschool at Sheppard AFB and are waiting for your orders, or assignment. Therefore you are now stuck doing details. Pushing a broom around from 0700 to 1600 in a hallway cleaning the same area consitantly. Hoping one day that your orders are ready for pick up.
Airman A "You here about Jones ? " Airman B "no what's going on?" Airman A "He's been stuck on details pushing a broom around the squadron until he's gets his orders. He's been waiting for over a month now." Airman B "That sucks." Airman A "Yea he got the Sheppard-Shaft.'
by Wouldjablowmie October 13, 2018
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blister shaft

Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 20, 2018
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Chapel Shaft

1. The deprived erection of a holy man.

2. An erection during confession and/or prayer. Catching the holy ghost in the shaft of your penis.
1. That priest got that good good chapel shaft.

2. During Sunday mass this morning I got mad chapel shaft while in the confessional and released the holy ghost all over the walls.
by VixenMask June 30, 2014
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Kraft Shaft

The cum/precum buildup that develops around the base of the penis more and more prominently as a gangbang continues.
Bro why do I always have to go last? I'm really getting tired of kraft shaft.
by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
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