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seeing-eye dog

While giving yourself a retarded stranger your hand may need a little guidance or extra power. When aid is given by the prominant hand by grabbing the wrist a seeing-eye dog is being preformed.
While Joe was giving himself a retarded stranger his forearm began to cramp and he was forced to do a seeing-eye dog to finish.
by Duff McGee December 4, 2005
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sexing the soap

When getting in the shower, you notice a large hole in the soap primarily left by the preceder that most likely fucked the soap.
Fuck! Brian was sexing the soap!
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Seeing eye dogged

When a girl acts like a seeing eye dog with a guy.
The girl walked a guy around the bar all night long like she was a seeing eye dog then left his ass @ the bar. That guy was seeing eye dogged.
by TheGuy!!!!! September 3, 2006
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Car sexing

A sexual act. The event in which a woman undergoes sexual intercourse with a vehicles gearstick/gearknob or handbrake. This is the explanation behind why the car smells funny and the sticky residue found on the gearstick and gearknob, after you had said "ill be back in a minute" to your grilfiend.
'Man, it smells like you been car sexing in here', as he thinks to himself.
by JC October 7, 2004
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sewing circle

A group of people in an office environment, that talk for most of the day, as opposed to doing their actual jobs.
You don't wanna sit near that pod; they a fucking sewing circle.
by DonLoganNo April 24, 2017
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Sexing

"Look at those kids sexing in the bed behind the stairs!"
by pahleetree<3lol January 8, 2010
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seeing the matrix

(1)A moment in which a person does something normally considered difficult in an uncanny way that may seem superhuman in effect.

(2)When it seems as if the person sees the 1's and 0's of the world.

(3)Someone who is perfect at something.
(1)I swear, Criss Angel can see the matrix!

(2)Did you see how he was dodgin' them puches? It was like he was seeing the matrix.

(3)Micheal Jordan can see the matrix in basketball.
by tbearnskwerl May 22, 2007
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