Schplack

the noise you make when your balls are oiled up and you smack it on a hard, flat surface

"I heard schplacking down the hallway"

by big massive juicers August 2, 2020

Schploof

A minecraft player, a legend in some eyes. Sometimes a helicopter and sometimes a goos.

Schploof is a chonky helictpoer

by Schploof March 15, 2021

Schpleen

Could be literally anything, completely depends on context it is used in

I' m gonna schpleen your dad

by DeekayTheTourist March 15, 2021

._schplxxf_

A very funny tiktoker, Great content and very aggressive😟 Very special and a great person grr😾

“ ._schplxxf_ watched Harry Potter 11 days in a row”

by anonymous April 4, 2021

._schplxxf_

An amazing swag special intelligent violent person that is amazing 😾💖

“ ._schplxxf_ loves Harry Potter so much, she watched every Harry Potter movie in one night”

by anonymous April 4, 2021

Schplank

Means absolutely nothing.

Braedon: You’re schplank!
James: What does that even mean?
Braedon: Literally nothing.

by AdvancedInYears May 10, 2021

Scalplas

A person, usually named Nicholas/Nichlas, or Nikolas/Niklas in nordic countries, who is also a habitual scalper.

Dude, did you already sell the RTX3090 you JUST bought? Isn't that the third graphics card this month? You are such a scalplas!

by Lazermannen September 9, 2021