shiksa schlepper

Shiksa schlepper-A Jewish guy who always has to bring a BEAUTIFUL Blonde Catholic girl to all social events, to one-up his friends, and make the Jewish girls jealous.

Melvin brought this gorgeous blonde to our Sigma Alpha Mu fraternity party last night. Killer body, too! What a shiksa schlepper!

by B. Ebstein February 16, 2008

Schleem

A type of faerie which tends to hover near large industrial rolls of bubble wrap, furiously beating its wings in the hope that someone or some thing will approach and slowly wrap the faerie in bubble wrap while whispering sweet nothings into its ears.

You: "Brandon what the hell is that noise? It sounds like a chicken being tickled to death by a sawzall"
Brandon: "It's that damn schleem again, Uline sent us too much bubble wrap and we couldn't fit it all in the safe"

by plandemic_hoax August 5, 2020

schleep

the act of 'sleeping'

holy moly, i'm so tired. i think i will go to schleep. night night.

by My name is Broo. August 28, 2004

Schleep

When you touch a single cell onto your sleeping area and you immediately lose consciousness.

Past-tense: Schlept
Present-tense: Schleep

When I get home I'm going to schleep, hard.

by Riton October 10, 2018

schlemy

The itchy, scratchy, annoying feeling in the back of your throat that you just can't ever get rid of... it's a parasite, similar to a leech.

My neck is killing me.... I've had this schlemy for about 3 weeks now.

by Dickie Greenfield September 29, 2005

schlaps

to say that something slaps or is bangin

wow this music video schlaps

by n1gwad June 4, 2020

schleppyweg

when you want someone to get you a beer you call them a schleppyweg.

"go get me a beer you giant schleppyweg"

by schleppyweg master May 30, 2009