Spalding

Verb: A desperate minor finishing abandoned drink(s) after a dinner or party.

Look at Jimmy over spalding that table

by DaShooster June 22, 2010

saldi

the act of getting a penis shoved up your ass

he was given a saldi

by loser123 January 21, 2007

Sbadass

1. A Super badass; one who doesn't give a crap about anything
2. Ssadabs backwards; someone who doesn't have any abs

1. Dude, that guy is such a sbadass. He totally kicked the shit out of that nun.
2. Hey tubby, what's with those ssadabs?

by Michael Cheng/Marc Nucum January 18, 2008

scalded chicken

A womens shaved genital area.

Man she had the "scalded chicken" going, but it still looked like chewed up bubble gum!

by mudmonkey January 30, 2008

scald-de-sac

When a man is riding in vehicle while hold a hot beverage (such as coffee) between his legs and a sudden bump or movement causes the beverage to spill resulting in scalding burns to the family jewels.

"Hey asshole, watch that speed bump, I do not want to end up with a scald-de-sac!"

by T & Z November 24, 2009

SALDYBALLZ

The feeling you get when you feel incredibly stupid for saying and/or doing an action which reflects how retarded you truly are. The person who has called "Saldy Balls" on said stupid person must do a hand motion which includes rubbing your fingers together, like sprinkling salt, and using your bottom hand as if you were rubbing your balls.

Look up "SALDYBALLZ" on facebook to learn the proper hand technique and for more information.

David: dude you're the worst card dealer ever.

Matt Combs: I AM NOT! *drops deck*
David: SALDYBALLZ! *hand motion*

by ManiacKK May 28, 2010

smald

The act of being small, mad, and bald.

I got into a heated argument with the 4 foot guy and he was visibly smalding.

by Ablobiderp November 21, 2019