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Santorum

As defined by sex coulumnist Dan Savage, the mixture of lube and feces that is sometimes a side result of anal intercourse.

(From: Sen. Rick Sanctorum: R-Pensylvania)
Baby, we got santorum all over the sheets again....
by Tommy Humphreys May 31, 2005
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Santorum

The far-right, fanatically gay-bashing Republican senator from Pennsylvania who got his hateful little butt kicked by Democrat Bob Casey, Jr. on November 7, 2006, when Rick Santorum lost by a landslide.
The voters of Pennsylvania sent Rick Santorum to the unemployment line during the mid-term elections of 2006, but not before his name came to be defined as "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex."
by Sir Bullwhip November 14, 2006
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Sensory Overload

A very serious (and highly misunderstood) symptom of Sensory Deprivation Disorder -- itself a symptom of Autism Spectrum Disorder -- where a person gets too overwhelmed by the world around them, causing extremely irrational behavior.

The most common cause is too much noise, especially the sounds of multiple people talking at once. However, one loud talker (or one loud, irritating sound) is usually enough to trigger it. When a person is going into sensory overload, they will usually exhibit signs of extreme distress, such as clutching their head to shield their eyes and/or ears. They may become extremely irritable, lashing out at just about anyone. They may also wince or flinch if it comes on suddenly.

People who suffer from it often describe the feeling as though they are being attacked, and that their mind is so clouded that they lose all rational thought. And of course, being a symptom of autism, there is no cure.

If you see someone exhibiting these symptoms, especially the wincing, you should immediately shut the fuck up and make sure everyone in the room does so too. The only way to stop a bout of sensory overload is for everything to be totally silent for about 15-30 minutes.
If you want to know what sensory overload feels like, listen to the music that plays during the Death Egg Zone in Sonic 2, before the two final bosses. Everything feels terrifying and distorted, while your mind is just trying to calm down and pretend that everything is okay when it's not.

It's a very real disorder and it deserves more attention.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2021
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santorumness

Adjective; Absolute, unimaginably appalling, jaw-dropping upper level assholery.
Tommy pretended to help the old lady who had fallen down, only to kick her in the guts instead. His santorumness knows no bounds.
by grittyreboot August 22, 2011
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sasorisbabymama

A qt from tiktok who is obsessed with Sasori, she has 566 followers and creates peak anime content
Hey, have you seen @sasorisbabymama's face reveal? She is such a qt.
by @johantard February 22, 2021
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santorum

The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.
"That move was about as slick as santorum!"
by Bohica Zamboni November 27, 2003
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santorumish

(adj.) The tendency to whine about the reasonable consequences of one's own actions, coupled with expectations of undeserved privilege.
Johnny Richboy's santorumish response to the judge at his DUI hearing got him thirty extra days.
by anonymouseketeer September 22, 2011
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