Sailor Sock

a prophylactic used to prevent pregnencany and worn at ports of call by men having sex with promiscuous women laden with various sexually transmited diseases. condom

Guy 1: "Yo, did you hear Nick banged Tiffany last night?"
Guy 2: "Tell me he used a sailor sock."

by dinsker2 January 2, 2009

Sailor Vision

When a person spends a long time at sea ,and begin to find ugly people attractive.

Man i must have a bad case of sailor vision, cause she didn't look hot before.

by Ryan Nichols January 4, 2009

sailors dream

raunchy dream resulting in waking up with your hand on the mast and seamen running everywhere.

Was dreaming about getting fucked by a whole navy crew and woke up to find I'd been batting off while sleeping and soaked my sheets in salty sea water goodness. Sailors dream

by leviticus October 26, 2013

Sailor Tits

When the nipples of a male/ female become so cold, they get very pointy. This is known as Sailor Tits, among other terms.

When I was in the navy, it got so cold that me and my mates got Sailor Tits in the winter.

by One Suave Monkey October 19, 2011

Sailor's Surprise

The act of spiking a unknowing recipitent's drink with semen.

Hey man when she wasn't lookin i took her drink to the bathroom and left her a sailor's surprise

by JFreshReed November 9, 2010

Sailor moon

An anime that was cancelled on cartoon network because it was expected to be bad, having few commercials. Hamtaro wasn't getting enough fans, so they cancelled sailor moon. Hamtaro is where they put all the commercials meanwhile, only one commercial break for sailor moon. Thinking only of money, Serena went bye bye.

Cartoon Network: "OH NO! Too many kids like this show. We didn't put enough commericals! We're screwed, hamtaro isn't getting enough ratings! Cancel the short-skirted bitch Sailor Moon, NOW!!"

by Sincerity April 16, 2005

Optical Sailor

One who has extensive knowledge in the optical field and swears like a sailor.

"Did you hear the mouth on that Dave Evans?"

"Yeah, he knows his optics though."

"No doubt, a real Optical Sailor, that one."

by Dash the Fnordi March 25, 2008