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What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....
You spilled my Starbucks you son of a dirty microwave!!!!!!
by princeclaireispurple January 25, 2017
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son of a diddly

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son of a diddly a non offensive alternative to the vulgar and offensive son of a bitch when using vulgar language is not appropriate
my neighbor turned his dogs loose in my yard to do his business i told him not too that son of a diddly did it anyway and laughed in my face what a son of a diddly

i left my shoes out in the rain son of a diddly
by bluebear April 2, 2024
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son of a diddly

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a non vulgar non offensive alterative to son of a bitch when using son of a bitch is inappropriate
i burned breakfast and smoked up the house son of a diddly

i left my shoes on the bus son of a diddly
by bluebear May 11, 2024
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Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
by Sixcircles November 16, 2024
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son of a mother duck

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A phrase uttered with great exclamation and enthusiasm when something insanely amazing (and/or rare) occurs. Hitting a basketball with a baseball bat and landing it inside a hoop 100 yards away is a good example of a situation where this phrase merits good use. It can also be yelled or screamed in cases of extreme frustration or being angry with something, such as when being PWNED, noob fragged, or teabagged in a video or console game.

It can be thought of as a combination of "son of a bitch" + "damn" + "motherfuck."

"Son of a mother duck" is a phrase appropriate to be shouted for both epic WINS and epic FAILS. It's also more appropriate for saying by younger people who are too chicken to use adult expletives.
1. Holy fucking shit!!! Did you see that?!?!? Oh my god!!! SON OF A MOTHER DUCK!!!

2. I can't believe I died again in CoD4: Modern Warfare 2. For the 27th time. In the SAME spot. Arrgh! SON OF A MOTHER DUCK!!! *Smash controller into wall or floor.*
by NeverMindWhom2 March 17, 2010
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This phrase is for if you want to say son of a bitch, but you are in school or at any place where you cannot curse.
Dude, you realize that we still have school on Friday right?
UGHHH SON OF A BUTTER BISCUIT ON A SUNNY DAY!
by jay da pimp May 1, 2021
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a phrase that is used to replace the phrase "son of a bitch mother fucker!"
Bob: Uhh, timmy, i accidentely ate ur fudgie brownie, sorry
Timmy: Son of a bean dipped mother frito!
Bob: Hey! That almost sounded dirty mister!
by Adam Carrizales June 30, 2008
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