The "Rusty Newspaper" is an act used to describe the actions of a man when he wipes his ass with the front page of the London Times then proceeds to fax the page to his wife when she arrives at work.
Husband- "Did you recieve the paper via fax at work this morning honey?"
Wife- "I did, it seems you've delievered me a "Rusty Newspaper". What for?"
Husband- "You burnt the coffee again this morning you F**king C**t, thats what you get."
Wife- "I hope you at least cleaned the shit off the fax machine".
Wife- "I did, it seems you've delievered me a "Rusty Newspaper". What for?"
Husband- "You burnt the coffee again this morning you F**king C**t, thats what you get."
Wife- "I hope you at least cleaned the shit off the fax machine".
by Uncle Ty October 15, 2012
Get the Rusty Newspaper mug.When you use a sponge as a cumrag and forget about it under the bed. Several weeks from then, mold will grow, fusing with the semen, forming a rust-looking sludge all over the sponge.
Person 1: Bro I found some good-ass porn but all my rags were used so I used my mom's dish sponge.
Person 2: You made sure to rinse that shit out, right?
Person 1: Nah man, I left it under my bed and now it looks like this *show sponge*
Person 2: Nigga that's a rusty sponge!
Person 2: You made sure to rinse that shit out, right?
Person 1: Nah man, I left it under my bed and now it looks like this *show sponge*
Person 2: Nigga that's a rusty sponge!
by TimmyTheSlayer February 26, 2018
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by john kenny March 1, 2009
Get the Rusty Springs mug.The opposite of the Rusty Trombone, in which the recipient is female. Basically, the male (or female) licks the receiving girls asshole while fingering her.
Man, she gave me a Rusty Trombone so I had to return the favor. I spun that bitch around, got down on my knees and gave her a Rusty Milkbox Ukulele.
by noxymann April 20, 2009
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Bro1: Yeah man, she was totally into it
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by pwinstont November 11, 2009
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Get the Rusty Bidet mug."Sarah made sure she had plenty of fiber in her diet so that I could give her the best rusty flail of her life."
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