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res runner

Slang for a broken down car likely sitting on blocks in the front yard with the windows smashed out; very common on Indian Reservations.
It may be a crappy car, but at least it's not a res runner.
by Tony September 6, 2005
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route runner

n. One who engages in the running of routes at all times. i.e. Going out to hook up with morally casual ladies. A true route runner never takes a play off, and understands that the game never stops. Routes can be run via text, facebook, phone, or in person. However, routes are never run on MySpace.

1. to run crisp, full speed routes: to put on a move breaking through double coverage; to avoid a linebacker dropping into coverage; to wear down the opposing DB through the use of continual full speed play or through the use of multiple game changers.
2. one who looks for one on one coverage from a db with a weakness you know you can exploit, such as a disappointing previous romantic history, low self-esteem, or unhealthy need for approval. "Daddy Issues" are a route runners greatest ally.

3. a team of route runners knows that multiple routes run in the same area of the field can overwhelm the coverage and virtually ensure success
These are some solid route runners out tonight. Newt is in the corner running six slants at once on his phone, while Perry is running a solid "in and out" on the crazy chick on the dance floor. And look over there. Dre Bly is running a deep hook on my ex...
by OchoCinco December 30, 2007
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blade runner

1. A killer of simulated humans called REPLICANTS - clone robots genetically engineered to be way stronger and at least as smart as their creators. In the Ridley Scott movie, a police officer who is authorized to kill these beings is called a Blade Runner.

2. Blade Runner: Syd Mead did the concept art for this awsome flick based on Philip K Cicks novel "Do Andriod Dream of Electric Sheep". Best film ever according to millions of Science Fiction geeks, including me -- until DEADMAN -- a Jarmusch film starring Johnny Depp --outplaced it as the best film of all time.
Sushi restaraunt guy: "He say you blade runner"

Harrison Ford: "Tell him I'm eating"
by monkiki April 6, 2005
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sweet runner

one super hot chick. can be used in situations when you want to make it known, but without her knowing.

Origin: New Zealand Navy
"check out that sweet runner"

"SWEET RUNNERS!!!"
by Jo Pusser January 15, 2007
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Homestar Runner

A pale faced, slow- thinking, but loveable creature who wears a beanie and red shirt with a star on it. Known for his speech impediment, love for melonade, and acting in a Fluffy Puff Marshmallows commercial. See also Marzipan, Strong Bad, and somebody get this freaking duck away from me
Example: Homestar Runner says "Welcome to Homestar Wunner dot net. 'It's dot com!'"
by Nicolle August 9, 2003
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bun runner

A male or female of Finnish American ethnicity that procreates like rabbits. Typical immediate families often exceed 10 children and numbers of 20+ are not unheard of. These individuals are of the apostalic lutheran faith. Lastly the grilled cheese sandwich is said to be their primary food source and they typically are found eating around picnic tables in their dining area to accommodate the large amounts of people.
Craig: "Did you see that large pack of unsupervised children back there?".

Jerry: " Oh never mind them, they are just the bun runners from down the road.". "Don't feed them though or they may multiply,".
Craig: "Ok, then lets get out of here,".
by UPGuy March 7, 2011
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Noise-Runner

Derived from Noise; adj.: A person who is so good at bringing noise to situations that his noise can be heard from light-years away. Not to be confused with a Noise-Walker, a weak Noise-Runner who thinks he/she runs more noise then he/she actually does. A Noise-Runner can recite any Mike Tyson quote off the top of their head with little or no hesitation. A Noise-Runner goes out to parties with full intentions of bringing as much noise as possible. One way they achieve this is by shotgunning 3 beers upon entry of a new noisehold (household where noise occurs) before acknowledging anyones existence within the noise. In short, it is a very noisey person.

See Also: Noise-Running (v), Noisey (adj), Noise (n)
"That scalley kid is a real Noise-Runner."

"I heard that kid put his noise inside of that girls noise and didnt pull out, what a Noise-Runner!"
by Noise-Runner20 November 2, 2011
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