buy burn and return

Purchasing software or music or videos from Costco with the intent of burning an illegal copy, then returning the original for credit.

I couldn't afford Premier Pro, so I did a buy burn and return and got it for 50 cents. It's a rip but I don't care. They burn us on the price, so we burn them at the return counter.

by MathTeacherGuy May 11, 2008

New England Rotary Club

When a group of Boston dudes get together in a circle wearing Tom Brady masks and jerk each other off.

Hey bro! I'll see ya at the fahckin New England Rotary Club tonight, I wanna sit next to you!

by BeautifulLoser March 10, 2017

diminishing marginal returns

phenomenon in which greater input of effort, money, etc. yields smaller results. Crucial part of the idea is that if you're using x to get y results (where y is the thing you want). then additional input a will yield additional results b, but not in the same proportion as before.

On average, before, you put in x to get y, so your yield was y/x. But if you increase x by amount a, then your results will be y + b, where

(y + b)/(x + a) < y/x

and this will only get worse.

Diminishing marginal returns (DMR) is used to explain why the supply curve in economics slopes upward, i.e., increasing the quantity supplied requires an increased price of most things.

Sometimes DMR is more than offset by "economies of scale," which allows more of a thing to be supplied more cheaply than a small amount.

At first his flowers and treats swept her off her feet, but then he had to do more and more lavish things to please her. It was a classic case of diminishing marginal returns.

by Abu Yahya June 3, 2009

Rotund

Adjective,: to be round in stature, unable to see testicles while standing upright, grotesque in physical appearance due to layers of fat on body

The Raw and Uncut is rotund to the point where gastric bypass surgery would do nothing to help his physical limitations. In fact, there is no known cure to date that would subside his rotundness.

by Dbells November 12, 2008

Giesel's Law of Diminishing Returns

The more porn you watch, the more hardcore the porn has to be for you to get an erection and to finish. For example, if you watch porn sporadically regular straight porn will do the trick. However, if you're a Giesel and masturbate 13+ times a day it will take some seriously hardcore bukkake or brazilian fart porn to get you off.

Palmer: Dude, last night Lesnick was locked in his room for like twelve hours straight masturbating. You know he had to be wanking to 2 girls 1 cup or some beastiality incest or something.

Pat Shea: How do you know that?

Palmer: Cuz of Giesel's Law of Diminishing returns, that's how

by the schnozzberries January 26, 2010

mickey rourke

the best movie murderer of all time.

"Is that the best you got, pussy?" Sin City

by zthig April 6, 2005

return to sender

Originating at Georgia Tech, in the fraternity house of Pi Kappa Phi, a "return to sender" is only successful with a partner. While receiving great head, the male must, without warning, ejaculate into the female's mouth. Lost in the confusion, the woman must swallow the semen and then proceed to vomit on the male's penis. The return to sender is a rare sight to witness and is rarely planned. If you have been on the giving or receiving end of this depraved sexual act, consider yourself lucky.

Bro: Dude, why was that chick running out of your room?
Brosef: Man that bitch gave me a return to sender.
Bro: Grody

by Students of Georgia Tech December 13, 2007